Bohemianne
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Sure, tell me all about Rip Van Winkle. 😀
Let us wait until he wakes up. He slept again.

Sure, tell me all about Rip Van Winkle. 😀

If he wakes up in 2036, then I might not be here. 😀Let us wait until he wakes up. He slept again.![]()
If he wakes up in 2036, then I might not be here. 😀
That is quite a problem, his loss of stamina. 😱Chances are, I won't be there too. His stamina to wake up slows down with age as well. 😀
For sure, Milagros would have a selfie with Rip Van Winkle as soon as he wakes up! 😱 😀
Not true. In fact, I am 5 feet 8 inches tall. 😀Around this time of year, he often gets mistaken for one of Santas Elfs due too his small stature 😛
That one is true. 😛The Dos Equis man sometimes asks for his advice 😀
False.😀He is secretly applying for a job too be the next Dos Equis man for their commercials 😀
False on all counts. 😀He is not enjoying retirement (He secretly misses his mistress... aka the Xerox Machine) 😛
Sorry, but when she died I was 12 years old. 😀He once tried asking Marilyn Monroe out on a date.
Hes so old, was on the first ship Columbus brought too America 😛

Nope. 😀When the hobbits went too their mountain too free it from the dragon, he was mistaken for a member of their group.
Sometimes people mistake him for Gandalf from the LOTR franchise 😀

Not likely. I scowl at every child who looks me in the eye.While out black Friday shopping, little kids kept asking if he was Santa.
