Absolutely true. 😀He is sometimes correct in that regard, and is also sometimes incorrect.
That is true, although they didn't know that they were naming it after me when they chose the name. 😛There is a brand of tequila called Milagro and it is named after him.
Every time he gets outta bed, it sounds like bubble wrap popping 😛

Actually, I almost always wear glasses because I need them. 😀He sometimes wears glasses and pretends he is Supermans alter ego, Clark Kent.
CloseHis glasses have the same magnification as the Hubble Telescope.

LOL 😛His beard trimmings are sometimes used in making Steel Scrubbers.
That is actually a good idea and I might start doing it.He often wears Christmas shirts that have a little bit of mistletoe that dangle over his butt too mess with people.

He also has a shirt that points up with an arrow and says "the man" and another arrow that points down and says "the legend"

And proud of it. 😀He is on Santas Naghty List. 😛
While Ebenezer Scrooge does have many fine qualities, he was created long before I was born. 😀He was the inspiration for Mr. Scrooge.
While Ebenezer Scrooge does have many fine qualities, he was created long before I was born. 😀
That is quite an amazing story. 😱You didn't know that Charles Dickens had a prophetic sighting of a mummified man wielding 400 feathers? The said man was stick gagged and when young Dickens asked him: "What's your name, Mister?" The reply he heard was: "Shcrrrrgh..." "Uh Mister, did you mean Scrooge?"...."Scrrrrrrrrrrgh....."
Quite peculiar! Then came the day he started to write "A Christmas Carol." 😱
This is true. I am very[sup]9999[/sup] grumpy indeed. 😱He's so Grumpy, that Grumpy from Snow White takes grumpy lessons from him.