No, not me.Mils has a particle accelerator
I did play on my high school soccer team, but I was a bench-warmer.Mils is a former athlete.
Nope.Mils has heat ray vision
Yes.Mils learned to tie his shoe laces by age 5.
Yes, it's a fine thread.Mils likes this thread.
No, I've never done a break dance.Mils is an expert break dancer
True, I regard it as a boring game.Mils never plays Bingo.
Mils is professional auctioneer in his spare time
Mils invented the light bulb.
Mils is a ninja
Mils has a 3rd eye.
I wish I could.Mils can raise the dead
True.Mils shops online more than in person.
Nope, I have never killed even one vampire.Mils slays vampires in his spare time
Nope, I don't dance anywhere alone.Mils dances in his bedroom alone.
Nope, I never hunted any werewolves at all.Mils hunts werewolves in his spare time.
No, but I do tell jokes with friends.Mils does comedy improv
I've never even met a famous golfer. 😛Mils was a caddy for a famous golfer.
Not true.Mils was a famous wrestler known as the Atomic Fist. 😛