True.Mils doesnt sing love songs to angry gorillas
Yes, meaning a non-citizen.Mils was met an alien.
True.Mils doesn't serenade female rhinos
No, not me.Mils owns a sword.
No, not me.Mils teaches wasps how to line dance
I wish.Mils is the ruler of the world.
No, not me.Mils teaches square dancing to otters
No, not me.Mils once had purple hair.
No, not me.Mils lives in several alernate realities
I did several times drive a VW minibus like this one:Mils once drove a bus.
True.Mils doesn't eat fried tarantula legs
True in Manhattan where there are no Walmart stores, but I have shopped at Walmart in Florida.Mils doesn't shop at Walmart.
True.Mils doesn't eat BBQ hornets nests.
True.Mils doesn't eat southern fried mouse intestines
True.Mils snacks daily between meals.