No, not me.Mils teaches basket weaving to angry wasps
Only in the same way that I am a little bit nuts.Mils thinks Kurch and I are a little nuts.

True.Mils thinks salad is for rabbits.
True.Mils cheers on the Dodgers.
No, not me.Mils has X ray vivion
No, not me.Mils teaches venomous scorpions how to break dance
Not sure.Mils believes in karma.
No, not me.Mils eats deep fried monkey intestines to stay healthy.
No, I have never forgotten the typing course that I took in High School.Mils types with 2 fingers.
No, not me.Mils modifies his DNA to enhance his super powers.
Yes, almost every day.Mils flosses several times per week.
No, not me.Mils travels through the galaxy on his motorized scooter.
No, not me.Mils once visited Mars.
No, not me.Mils collects black holes in magnetic bottles
Yes.Mils likes playing card games.
No, not me.Mils has several bottles of interstellar star dust.