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SSF ADDICTION THREAD WITH GOTH AND TEX!

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Are you addicted to the SSF? Are you losing sleep because you can't take your eyes off the screen? Is your sex life suffering? Do you know who your elected officials are? Do you remember what century you are in? Is it possible to chew gum and whistle? Can frozen bread get moldy? Is Sweed just a little tiny TMF baby girl? Oh wait. Sorry i got a little sidetracked....

Anyways. If you have an addiction to this site and can't get enough, let Goth and I help you through all your problems. We have a 34,892 step program that will give you back your life. Ask us anyhthing. We are here to help you. Unless we are sleeping or have something more important to do like basket weaving or adding to our lint collection. 😀

You can address a question to either Goth or myself and we will get back to you as soon as we can. If we can stop making up stupid threads like this one. :rowfull:

The lines are open so have at it.
 
I don't understand.

I spend so much time in the SSF, yet I avoid those alphabet threads like the plague.

Does anyone want some pie?
 
ShiningIce said:
Why does poop lie to me?
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Well! That is because poop is not your friend. He is a deceiver. Evil beyond the bowels of hell. Smite his ruin! KILLLLLLLL!!!! Oh wait. Ummmm, he is not evil. Just misunderstood.
 
TropicThunder said:
I don't understand.

I spend so much time in the SSF, yet I avoid those alphabet threads like the plague.

Does anyone want some pie?
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What? I can't hear you through all these alphabet threads. They are rotting my brain!!!!!!! Actually I do not spend any time on them either. I am a Quirk-Ville man after all. Besides, I don't know my alphabet.

Pie sounds good about now.
 
I think my addiction to the SSF is fueled by all the serious discussion going on in other forums on the TMF.
 
Gentlemen... what guarantees can you give me that this isn't just another one of those infomercials, like the one for Slap Chop, and that I will recur as an addict? I've lost a lot of my addiction to the SSF simply because it hasn't yet cured the common cold or my boredom. (alphabet cities? Let's all name the same city starting with P as many times as possible...boring)
 
Big_Dogg85 said:
Gentlemen... what guarantees can you give me that this isn't just another one of those infomercials, like the one for Slap Chop, and that I will recur as an addict? I've lost a lot of my addiction to the SSF simply because it hasn't yet cured the common cold or my boredom. (alphabet cities? Let's all name the same city starting with P as many times as possible...boring)
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We will not guarantee a thing. It is not in our nature. We like infomercials.
 
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