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Subject: Tarzan and Jane

steph

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> > When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to
> > him, and during her questions about his life , she asked him how he
> > had sex?
> >
> > "Tarzan not know sex" he replied.
> >
> > Jane explained to him what sex was.
> >
> > Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."
> >
> > Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show
> > you how to do it properly."
> >
> > She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here," she
> > said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."
> >
> > Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable
manhood,
> > stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!
> >
> > Jane rolled around in sheer agony.
> >
> > Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed, "What did you
do
> > that for?"
> >
> > Tarzan replied, "Tarzan check for bees."
> >
 
Ugh!

Tarzan not deserve to have sex! :rant:
Tarzan too damn stupid to have sex! :illogical
Hope Tarzan never make baby with anyone! :idontwann

Steph, you deserve a good, long tickle for that one. :woot: :woot:
 
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