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Survey, FORCE OF NATURE version!

TKForce

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Here's a version of the survey Annie posted (Serve, eh?) that has to do with the communities very own FORCE OF NATURE TKForce.
The easiest way to do the survey is to answer each question with "WHO THE F*** IS TKFORCE!!!".


Have you ever thought about getting TKForce's lip pierced?
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Does a hug from TKForce make you feel better?
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Have you ever passed out on TKForce's bathroom floor?
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Do you start the water before you get in the shower with TKForce or when you get in the shower with TKForce?
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When was the last time you couldn't take your eyes off of TKForce?
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Have you ever given money to TKForce?
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Have you ever run over TKForce?
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What is your favorite cereal to eat when at a breakfast with TKForce?
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Have you eaten an Oreo with peanut butter at TKForce's home?
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What are you doing right at this moment for TKForce?
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Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced since TKForce is straight and won't?
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Where's your favorite place to be with TKForce?
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Have you ever been skinny dipping with TKForce?
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Do you dream in black and white about TKForce?
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Do you snore when sleeping next to TKForce?
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Are you a FORCE OF NATURE or is TKForce alone in that?
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How many girls would you just love to shoot TKForce's way? 😉
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When was the last time TKForce actually picked you up in the air?
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When was the last time you screamed at TKForce?
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Does any part of your body hurt thanks to TKForce?
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Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet, besides TKForce?
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Last time you had a deep and meaningful conversation with TKForce?
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Is there someone you will never forget thanks to TKForce?
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Do you bite on straws when you think of TKForce?
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What are you dreading about TKForce right now?
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Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night when you sleep next to TKForce?
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What does the youngest in your family think of TKForce?
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Last time you texted TKForce?
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Are you ticklish and can TKForce verify your answer? 😉
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Do you have plans with TKForce today?
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Is there anyone you trust who TKForce shouldn't?
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How's your heart been since the last time you saw TKForce?
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Do you believe in TKForce the FORCE OF NATURE?
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Do you wanna be with TKForce right now?
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Last time you drank with TKForce?
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What was the last thing you saw on a TV that made you think of TKForce?
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Have you ever received a love letter from TKForce?
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Have you ever cried in the cinemas because you thought of, or missed TKForce?
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Are you a bitch to TKForce....Be truthful? 😉
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Would you ever donate blood to TKForce?
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When was the last time you sat next to TKForce?
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What are you doing for TKForce's next birthday? (March 28th)
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What does your sibling’s best friend think of TKForce?
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Are there butterflies in your stomach right now as you think of TKForce?
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Do you tend to make your relationship with TKForce complicated?
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What is the last thing you bought TKForce?
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I was going to fill this out, but everything was "No" or "I don't know."
 
BWAHAHAHAHA! Excellent.

Have you ever thought about getting TKForce's lip pierced?
-WHO THE F*** IS TKFORCE? Ummm, I mean, no.

Does a hug from TKForce make you feel better?
-I'd be willing to bet it does!

Have you ever passed out on TKForce's bathroom floor?
-Not yet.

Do you start the water before you get in the shower with TKForce or when you get in the shower with TKForce?
-Either way, there's gonna be a great big, soapy, slippery, lathery situation goin' on! :yowzer:

When was the last time you couldn't take your eyes off of TKForce?
-Ummm... I'll let ya knoe after the FIRST time I lay eyes on TKForce.

Have you ever given money to TKForce?
-WHO THE F*** IS TKFORCE?

Have you ever run over TKForce?
-Only that one time. And again right after to see what that was.

What is your favorite cereal to eat when at a breakfast with TKForce?
-TKForce Flakes, part of this complete breakfast!

Have you eaten an Oreo with peanut butter at TKForce's home?
-Not yet.

What are you doing right at this moment for TKForce?
-WHO THE F*** IS TKFORCE?

Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced since TKForce is straight and won't?
-Depends on just how "Neutral" her gender is at the moment.

Where's your favorite place to be with TKForce?
-Breakfast table after a nice long shower. 😛

Have you ever been skinny dipping with TKForce?
-Oh come on, hasn't EVERYBODY?

Do you dream in black and white about TKForce?
-No, strictly in shades of orange.

Do you snore when sleeping next to TKForce?
-No, I make TKForce sleep on the sofa.

Are you a FORCE OF NATURE or is TKForce alone in that?
-I am a FORCE OF FUR.

How many girls would you just love to shoot TKForce's way? 😉
-Just the ones I don't want. :dogpile:

When was the last time TKForce actually picked you up in the air?
-That time I took the last slice of pizza.

When was the last time you screamed at TKForce?
-That time I took the last slice of pizza!

Does any part of your body hurt thanks to TKForce?
-My brain.

Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet, besides TKForce?
-Nope!

Last time you had a deep and meaningful conversation with TKForce?
-That time I took the last slice of pizza!

Is there someone you will never forget thanks to TKForce?
-WHO THE F*** IS TKFORCE?


Do you bite on straws when you think of TKForce?
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No, but I do nibble on steel girders.


What are you dreading about TKForce right now?
-TKForce's next post.

Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night when you sleep next to TKForce?
-No! TKForce snores like an avalanche of chainsaws.

What does the youngest in your family think of TKForce?
-I'm almost positive it's "WHO THE F*** IS TKFORCE?"

Last time you texted TKForce?
-That time I took the last slice of pizza!

Are you ticklish and can TKForce verify your answer? 😉
-WHO THE F*** IS TKFORCE?

Do you have plans with TKForce today?
-Nah. TKForce is always late when we make plans.

Is there anyone you trust who TKForce shouldn't?
-Yeah... TKForce!

How's your heart been since the last time you saw TKForce?
-I got gum stuck on it. What a mess!

Do you believe in TKForce the FORCE OF NATURE?
-WHO THE F*** IS TKFORCE?

Do you wanna be with TKForce right now?
-Who says I'm not already?

Last time you drank with TKForce?
-That time I took the last slice of pizza.

What was the last thing you saw on a TV that made you think of TKForce?
-Pizza.

Have you ever received a love letter from TKForce?
-Oh come on, hasn't EVERYBODY?

Have you ever cried in the cinemas because you thought of, or missed TKForce?
-WHO THE F*** IS TKFORCE?

Are you a bitch to TKForce....Be truthful? 😉
-Well, of course!

Would you ever donate blood to TKForce?
-Just TKForce's Blood.

When was the last time you sat next to TKForce?
-That time I took the last slice of pizza.

What are you doing for TKForce's next birthday? (March 28th)
-Taking the last slice of pizza.

What does your sibling’s best friend think of TKForce?
-I'm almost positive it's "WHO THE F*** IS TKFORCE?"

Are there butterflies in your stomach right now as you think of TKForce?
-Nope. Just pizza.

Do you tend to make your relationship with TKForce complicated?
-As much as humanly possible, hell yeah.

What is the last thing you bought TKForce?
- A stuffed TKFORCE doll with pizza sauce stains on the diaper.
 
Have you ever thought about getting TKForce's lip pierced?
I would but i don't think he'd sit still long enough to let me get the fishhook near his mouth..i promise the rust is clean!

Does a hug from TKForce make you feel better?
Aww... maybe.. but what is that smell?? is that bacon and formaldehyde?

Have you ever passed out on TKForce's bathroom floor?
Once, but he didn't know i was stalking him and accidentally opened the door into my face

Do you start the water before you get in the shower with TKForce or when you get in the shower with TKForce?
Oh no, i let him start the water.. then i find some crafty excuse to bathe later (oh i'm sorry, i just had my lip waxed.. the water would make my moustache grow back faster)

When was the last time you couldn't take your eyes off of TKForce? When he gave me the ol Ludivico (sp?) treatment. It was strangely exciting
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Have you ever given money to TKForce?
I did but he didn't tell me he was going to use it buy a rock. I won't make that mistake again

Have you ever run over TKForce?
nope, he's a quick little bastard.. my car doesn't go that fast.

What is your favorite cereal to eat when at a breakfast with TKForce?
Sugar Smack... it comes with it's own syringe!!!

Have you eaten an Oreo with peanut butter at TKForce's home?
no, he's always out of bread

What are you doing right at this moment for TKForce?
Filling out this dumb survey, it makes the bad men go away

Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced since TKForce is straight and won't? yes, because TK isn't a pain nut like other men.
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Where's your favorite place to be with TKForce? the morgue, we like to play guess that cadaver by removing the toe tags and matching them up again
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Have you ever been skinny dipping with TKForce?
no, but i have gone fat dipping... then he had to leave, something about a stomach flu

Do you dream in black and white about TKForce?
on a daily basis.. oh you said TKFORCE.. i thought you said Weekly Sports...

Do you snore when sleeping next to TKForce?
as loud as i possibly can, how DARE he sleep while i'm sleeping!

Are you a FORCE OF NATURE or is TKForce alone in that?
I am not a force of nature, i just break wind on occasion

How many girls would you just love to shoot TKForce's way?
whoever the hell will defocus him from me 😉

When was the last time TKForce actually picked you up in the air?
hehe i'd like to see him try

When was the last time you screamed at TKForce?
When he kept calling me over and over again about his hangnail..

Does any part of your body hurt thanks to TKForce?
my poor brain

Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet, besides TKForce?
hmm drawing a blank here

Last time you had a deep and meaningful conversation with TKForce?
never, he doesn't let me talk to him... he just keeps saying "the object has NO OPINIONS!!!"

Is there someone you will never forget thanks to TKForce?
Thanks Geritol!

Do you bite on straws when you think of TKForce?
that's yuckie

What are you dreading about TKForce right now?
That he's going to stretch out my panties wearing them so much

Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night when you sleep next to TKForce?
no, that's why i opt to sleep under the bed


What does the youngest in your family think of TKForce?
she thinks he smells weird too, but she'd prollystill bang him

Last time you texted TKForce?
never

Are you ticklish and can TKForce verify your answer?
not answering, and no.. he won't let me tell him one way or the other

Do you have plans with TKForce today?
we were supposed to go pick flowers inteh meadow but he didn't show

Is there anyone you trust who TKForce shouldn't?
me

How's your heart been since the last time you saw TKForce?
broken, why won't he give me brains?

Do you believe in TKForce the FORCE OF NATURE?
I pray to him ona daily basis.. still no new car

Do you wanna be with TKForce right now?
i like puppies

Last time you drank with TKForce?
when we cleaned out the drano aisle at wal-mart

What was the last thing you saw on a TV that made you think of TKForce?
that episode of animal planet where the giant squid attacked the camera man

Have you ever received a love letter from TKForce?
not lately, where is he

Have you ever cried in the cinemas because you thought of, or missed TKForce?
Jurrasic Park, where the velociraptors tore open the portapotty

Are you a bitch to TKForce....Be truthful?
on occasion, i think he likes it

Would you ever donate blood to TKForce?
he's a vampire too? damn

When was the last time you sat next to TKForce?
when we were in jail

What are you doing for TKForce's next birthday? (March 28th)
i'm likely going to forget and go out with friend instead.. haha

What does your sibling’s best friend think of TKForce?
they have mixed feelings

Are there butterflies in your stomach right now as you think of TKForce?
butterflies and maggots

Do you tend to make your relationship with TKForce complicated?
as difficult as possible, it's fun to watch him squirm

What is the last thing you bought TKForce?
a cryogenic freezer
 
LMFAO!
100% Force majeure!


Have you ever thought about getting TKForce's lip pierced?
I would but i don't think he'd sit still long enough to let me get the fishhook near his mouth..i promise the rust is clean!

Does a hug from TKForce make you feel better?
Aww... maybe.. but what is that smell?? is that bacon and formaldehyde?

Have you ever passed out on TKForce's bathroom floor?
Once, but he didn't know i was stalking him and accidentally opened the door into my face

Do you start the water before you get in the shower with TKForce or when you get in the shower with TKForce?
Oh no, i let him start the water.. then i find some crafty excuse to bathe later (oh i'm sorry, i just had my lip waxed.. the water would make my moustache grow back faster)

When was the last time you couldn't take your eyes off of TKForce? When he gave me the ol Ludivico (sp?) treatment. It was strangely exciting
-

Have you ever given money to TKForce?
I did but he didn't tell me he was going to use it buy a rock. I won't make that mistake again

Have you ever run over TKForce?
nope, he's a quick little bastard.. my car doesn't go that fast.

What is your favorite cereal to eat when at a breakfast with TKForce?
Sugar Smack... it comes with it's own syringe!!!

Have you eaten an Oreo with peanut butter at TKForce's home?
no, he's always out of bread

What are you doing right at this moment for TKForce?
Filling out this dumb survey, it makes the bad men go away

Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced since TKForce is straight and won't? yes, because TK isn't a pain nut like other men.
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Where's your favorite place to be with TKForce? the morgue, we like to play guess that cadaver by removing the toe tags and matching them up again
-

Have you ever been skinny dipping with TKForce?
no, but i have gone fat dipping... then he had to leave, something about a stomach flu

Do you dream in black and white about TKForce?
on a daily basis.. oh you said TKFORCE.. i thought you said Weekly Sports...

Do you snore when sleeping next to TKForce?
as loud as i possibly can, how DARE he sleep while i'm sleeping!

Are you a FORCE OF NATURE or is TKForce alone in that?
I am not a force of nature, i just break wind on occasion

How many girls would you just love to shoot TKForce's way?
whoever the hell will defocus him from me 😉

When was the last time TKForce actually picked you up in the air?
hehe i'd like to see him try

When was the last time you screamed at TKForce?
When he kept calling me over and over again about his hangnail..

Does any part of your body hurt thanks to TKForce?
my poor brain

Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet, besides TKForce?
hmm drawing a blank here

Last time you had a deep and meaningful conversation with TKForce?
never, he doesn't let me talk to him... he just keeps saying "the object has NO OPINIONS!!!"

Is there someone you will never forget thanks to TKForce?
Thanks Geritol!

Do you bite on straws when you think of TKForce?
that's yuckie

What are you dreading about TKForce right now?
That he's going to stretch out my panties wearing them so much

Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night when you sleep next to TKForce?
no, that's why i opt to sleep under the bed


What does the youngest in your family think of TKForce?
she thinks he smells weird too, but she'd prollystill bang him

Last time you texted TKForce?
never

Are you ticklish and can TKForce verify your answer?
not answering, and no.. he won't let me tell him one way or the other

Do you have plans with TKForce today?
we were supposed to go pick flowers inteh meadow but he didn't show

Is there anyone you trust who TKForce shouldn't?
me

How's your heart been since the last time you saw TKForce?
broken, why won't he give me brains?

Do you believe in TKForce the FORCE OF NATURE?
I pray to him ona daily basis.. still no new car

Do you wanna be with TKForce right now?
i like puppies

Last time you drank with TKForce?
when we cleaned out the drano aisle at wal-mart

What was the last thing you saw on a TV that made you think of TKForce?
that episode of animal planet where the giant squid attacked the camera man

Have you ever received a love letter from TKForce?
not lately, where is he

Have you ever cried in the cinemas because you thought of, or missed TKForce?
Jurrasic Park, where the velociraptors tore open the portapotty

Are you a bitch to TKForce....Be truthful?
on occasion, i think he likes it

Would you ever donate blood to TKForce?
he's a vampire too? damn

When was the last time you sat next to TKForce?
when we were in jail

What are you doing for TKForce's next birthday? (March 28th)
i'm likely going to forget and go out with friend instead.. haha

What does your sibling’s best friend think of TKForce?
they have mixed feelings

Are there butterflies in your stomach right now as you think of TKForce?
butterflies and maggots

Do you tend to make your relationship with TKForce complicated?
as difficult as possible, it's fun to watch him squirm

What is the last thing you bought TKForce?
a cryogenic freezer
 
Let me preface this by saying it's all in fun. :bubble:

Have you ever thought about getting TKForce's lip pierced?
Put a sharp instrument through TK's face? Hellz yea I'm down for it!

Does a hug from TKForce make you feel better?
Better than what, being raped by a gorilla? I guess....maybe...I'll get back to you on that.

Have you ever passed out on TKForce's bathroom floor?
I've had TeKeela Force me to pass out on a bathroom floor.

Do you start the water before you get in the shower with TKForce or when you get in the shower with TKForce?
Turn on the water, put my gun to my head, pull trigger, again if needed, an accidentally fall into the shower with TK.

When was the last time you couldn't take your eyes off of TKForce?
After I blew them out in the previous mentioned shower scene, he may have glued them on to himself. He's sick like that.

Have you ever given money to TKForce?
Yea, but he called in to TMF Radio anyway. 🙁

Have you ever run over TKForce?
1st thing on to of my "Too do" list. I've been procrastinating.

What is your favorite cereal to eat when at a breakfast with TKForce?
The new "Go Away Cheerios". But they didn't work, as he just kept eating.

Have you eaten an Oreo with peanut butter at TKForce's home?
I was locked in his basement hoping it wouldn't get the hose again while he was upstairs listening to "Goodbye Horses" and it's all he gave me to eat...so yea I guess I was AT his home

What are you doing right at this moment for TKForce?
Not murdering him.


Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced since TKForce is straight and won't?
He's straight?! WTF!!!

Where's your favorite place to be with TKForce?
At the scene of the crime with me giggling madly over the body. MUUWHAHAHAH

Have you ever been skinny dipping with TKForce?
I just threw up in my mouth a little....moving on.

Do you dream in black and white about TKForce?
No, I'm almost positive he was black and blue in it.

Do you snore when sleeping next to TKForce?
Threw up in my mouth again, this time some leaked out....I've have to go get a towel.....

Are you a FORCE OF NATURE or is TKForce alone in that?
I'm a self proclaimed jester. He alone holds the self proclaimed title of FoN.

How many girls would you just love to shoot TKForce's way?
I don't treat women like that. That would be classified as cruel and unusual punishment.

When was the last time TKForce actually picked you up in the air?
I wouldn't say he picked me up. We were on an airplane and he used his best opening line, but I don't swing that way.

When was the last time you screamed at TKForce?
TMF Radio last Wed...but he called in anyway. 🙁

Does any part of your body hurt thanks to TKForce?
It's mostly emotional scarring. But they say time heals all wounds.

Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet, besides TKForce?
Nope, that about sums it up.

Last time you had a deep and meaningful conversation with TKForce?
As I dug the grave, I spoke at him rhetorically, not actually expecting an answer of course. That would have just made me look insane; shovel in one hand speaking to a corpse. Silly question.

Is there someone you will never forget thanks to TKForce?
The phrase "force of nature".

Do you bite on straws when you think of TKForce?
Just my time....oh you said BITE not BIDE. Whoopsie.

What are you dreading about TKForce right now?
Yes

Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night when you sleep next to TKForce?
Okay that time my mouth couldn't contain it and I just threw up on my keyboard.....I'll be right back.

What does the youngest in your family think of TKForce?
He thinks he's pretentious, but not very practical. The kids definitely would rather a trampoline.

Last time you texted TKForce?
If I do, he'll know how to contact me. 🙁

Are you ticklish and can TKForce verify your answer?
TK pokes me and I'll stab him in both eye sockets with office furniture.

Do you have plans with TKForce today?
With, or for him?

Is there anyone you trust who TKForce shouldn't?
Ray, I totally trust Ray....but he confided in me after binge drinking that he was going to smother TK in his sleep one night.

How's your heart been since the last time you saw TKForce?
It's been watching non stop reruns of Hogan's Heroes. How weird is that.

Do you believe in TKForce the FORCE OF NATURE?
He's very real. You ever hear the saying "there are things in this world worse than death"? Those things are being locked in an elevator with TK for 44 hours.

Do you wanna be with TKForce right now?
I don't want to share the same damn forum....but alas, it is out of my control. 🙁

Last time you drank with TKForce?
I drink heavily one hour each night between 11-12am est because of TKForce.....ooooohhh you said "with". Whoopsie!

What was the last thing you saw on a TV that made you think of TKForce?
Shindler's List....it's always a burden on your soul, makes you cry, and is never over fast enough.

Have you ever received a love letter from TKForce?
Yes, I used the backside of it to write the "anonymous" death threats on.

Have you ever cried in the cinemas because you thought of, or missed TKForce?
I cry every time I think of TK. The same tears you cry when you find out the love of your life is cheating on you. Not the "i miss her" tears, the "i'll stab that bitch in the throat with a rusty butter knife" tears.

Are you a bitch to TKForce....Be truthful?
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, have you read the last 50 questions? TK is my bitch.


Would you ever donate blood to TKForce?
No, but he will unwillingly donate blood BECAUSE of me.

When was the last time you sat next to TKForce?
I LIKE TURTLES!

What are you doing for TKForce's next birthday? (March 28th)
I'm busy that day. I'll be out of the country....I'll be washing my hair. (name that movie, movie lovers)

What does your sibling’s best friend think of TKForce?
Not sure. When I asked, he said "he doesn't REALLY call himself a Force of Nature does he?" then he laughed for 15 minutes straight. I ended up just walking away.


Are there butterflies in your stomach right now as you think of TKForce?
Butterflies? I though that was called a gag reflex. :shock:

Do you tend to make your relationship with TKForce complicated?
No, murder needs to be kept swift and silent.

What is the last thing you bought TKForce?
Misery and pain.

BWAHAHAHAAHAH! Of course this is all in jest to cut up and be silly and make a people laugh. TK is a good guy with a heart of gold and I appreciate him being a good sport.
 
OK, I can answer these.....

Have you ever thought about getting TKForce's lip pierced?
It all depends on the doughnut you want to hang from it. Glazed, no. Jelly filled, HELL YEAH

Does a hug from TKForce make you feel better?
Have not had one, so I have nothing to gauge this answer on.

Have you ever passed out on TKForce's bathroom floor?
No. I don't know if TKForce would force himself on me. So I would avoid his bathroom.

Do you start the water before you get in the shower with TKForce or when you get in the shower with TKForce?
I don't shower. I prefer bubble baths.

When was the last time you couldn't take your eyes off of TKForce?
When it was either I look at him or my ex-wife. TKForce won out...just barely.

Have you ever given money to TKForce?
Well I did contribute to the "Canadian Mountees and their Mounted Friends" so in way I may have.

Have you ever run over TKForce?
Too far away and gas costs to much.

What is your favorite cereal to eat when at a breakfast with TKForce?
Raisin Bran. Raisins give me a little gas. Then perhaps that whole running over thing may happen.

Have you eaten an Oreo with peanut butter at TKForce's home?
No but I have buttered a peanut with an oreo.

What are you doing right at this moment for TKForce?
I am contemplating the meaning of life.


Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced since TKForce is straight and won't?
Ummmm, this question teems with unresolved issues, Ill pass.


Where's your favorite place to be with TKForce?
In the forum. Thousands of miles away.

Have you ever been skinny dipping with TKForce?
Uhhhhh, huh huh huh, you said skinny.

Do you dream in black and white about TKForce?
Neither I dream of myself.

Do you snore when sleeping next to TKForce?
I was not aware you had room in your hammock for someone else. Ill have to do some research and get back to you on it.

Are you a FORCE OF NATURE or is TKForce alone in that?
Im just the guru of common sense.

How many girls would you just love to shoot TKForce's way?
There are many women I WOULD LOVE TO SHOOT OUT OF A CANNON OR CATAPULT YOUR WAY. I will start a list, and bring my cannon with me to New Hampshire. The trajectory window will be easier from there.

When was the last time TKForce actually picked you up in the air?
Ummmmm, huh huh huh, you said picked.

When was the last time you screamed at TKForce?
Saturday night/Sunday morning...but all is well...although I wonder who else was messing around with me that night.

Does any part of your body hurt thanks to TKForce?
My freaking EARS!!!!

Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet, besides TKForce?
Several. I will leave it at that, although my ex-wife comes to mind.

Last time you had a deep and meaningful conversation with TKForce?
A few nights ago.

Is there someone you will never forget thanks to TKForce?
MMMMMMMM, dont know.

Do you bite on straws when you think of TKForce?
Straws.....we dont need any stinking straws!

What are you dreading about TKForce right now?
What question he will ask next

Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night when you sleep next to TKForce?
I never sleep 8 hours.....so I dont think it would change.

What does the youngest in your family think of TKForce?
My kids are too young to listen or understand. They have no opinion.

Last time you texted TKForce?
I dont "text".

Are you ticklish and can TKForce verify your answer?
Ummmmm, Im a guy. So no.

Do you have plans with TKForce today?
I think he will be listening tonight, but that is his plans...not mine.


Is there anyone you trust who TKForce shouldn't?
Tweety Bird, Mr. Magoo and Regis Philbin.

How's your heart been since the last time you saw TKForce?
My cholesterol is a little high, but thats about it.

Do you believe in TKForce the FORCE OF NATURE?
He is as real as you want him to be.

Do you wanna be with TKForce right now?
Define "wanna".

Last time you drank with TKForce?
I have not shared a drink with him.....we could however. Ill bring the arsenic.

What was the last thing you saw on a TV that made you think of TKForce?
I dont watch TV anymore, Im too busy.

Have you ever received a love letter from TKForce?
Dear god I hope not.

Have you ever cried in the cinemas because you thought of, or missed TKForce?
I dont like going out to the movies.

Are you a bitch to TKForce....Be truthful?
I dont think so. It wasn't meant to be.


Would you ever donate blood to TKForce?
If needed.

When was the last time you sat next to TKForce?
In a previous life. I was Little Miss Muffet, and he was the spider.

What are you doing for TKForce's next birthday? (March 28th)
I dont know what Ill be doing August 28th let alone next March.

What does your sibling’s best friend think of TKForce?
I dont know any of them....they kind of weird me out.


Are there butterflies in your stomach right now as you think of TKForce?
No. 3 Tacos, nachos and some Dr. Pepper is what is currently in my stomach.

Do you tend to make your relationship with TKForce complicated?
In order not to confuse TKForce I keep it on the Blue's Clues level with him. Baby Einstein stuff is a little more complicated.

What is the last thing you bought TKForce?
Life insurance....payable to me. Especially after reading Krazie's post.


Rob
 
AffectionateDan: ROFL I thought I'd be able to count on you for some laughs Dan. 😀

CurtWild: Actually Curt, I have no idea who the guy in the pic is...? I have twice that many ammo clips. 😉

Saeria: LOL Ahh Saeria, an unexpected but very pleasant surprise. Your answers were amazing. 😀

Leo tickles: Oh, I know you didn't say it Leo but somehow I still blame you. lol 🙂

Bohemianne: Yes I agree, Saeria is truly a FORCE to be reckoned with. lol 🙂

KrazieDog: Good sport you say...? Now that I've read your answers I best sleep with one eye open and so best you my friend. 😉 LOL

Robace252: Thanks Rob, I know I can always count on you for a good laugh my good friend. 😀 LOL
From what I got from Krazie's answers I bet you'll be collecting on that life insurance really soo... 😱
 
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