njjen3953
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There was a man who computed his taxes for 1998 and discovered that he owed $3407.
He packaged up his payment and included this letter:
Enclosed is my 1998 Tax Return & payment. Please take note of
the attached article from the USA Today newspaper. In the article, you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.
Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value $2400)
and six hammers (value $1029).
This brings my total payment to $3429.00.
Please note the overpayment of $22.00
and apply it to the "Presidential Election Fund,"
as noted on my return.
Might I suggest you send the above mentioned fund
a "1.5 inch screw."
(See attached article... HUD paid $22.00 for a 1.5 inch Phillips Head Screw.)
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year,
and I look forward to paying it again next year.
Sincerely,
A satisfied taxpayer




