The alphabetical I HAVE NOT thread

[milagros317]

I have not cheerfully cautiously called cute curious chubby cuddly cherubic confused charitable contentious cantankerous Cuban chemists on the phone while posting. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I have not.....

seen the Danube River.

 

[Bugman]

I have not entertained royalty. 🙂

 

[drewskee]

I have not farted in my father's face today. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I have not......

gorged myself on giant green grapes.

 

[milagros317]

I have not hurriedly happily harvested healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I have not........

delivered ice to igloos in Iceland.

 

[milagros317]

I have not joyfully jovially juggled jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I have not.....

kissed a koala in Kansas.

 

[milagros317]

I have not lovingly lingeringly licked lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not molested anyone.

 

[Bugman]

I have not noticed nefarious notorious Nigerians posting here. 😀

 

[Angel77]

I have not opened my only beer in the fridge....yet.....

 

[milagros317]

I have not purposely playfully poked poor prancing proud productive porcine Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀

 

[Angel77]

I have not quoted anyone famous today.

 

[milagros317]

I have not really royally ruthlessly ruined raunchy rotten reliable Russian ranchers' relief supplies. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I have not studied silly superflus sanctimonious Swedish scrolls. 😀

 

[Angel77]

I have not tickled thirty thrifty transvestites taking trollies to Tupelo on Thursday.

 

[Bugman]

I have not underwritten ubiquitous useless unstable Ugandans. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I have not vaulted various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀

 

[Pokey]

I have not

wished winged warriors would wonder thru here.

 

[drewskee]

I have not Xeroxed my nads today.

 

[paracarl44]

I have not......

raked my yard yet.

 

[Angel77]

I have not zipped up a piece of skin today.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not antagonized anyone.