The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

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Never have I ever raised a cat from kitten-hood to a fully adult cat.

 

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Never have I ever slapped a cat upside the head.

 

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Never have I ever tossed a cat off the roof of a ten storey building.

 

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Never have I ever understood why someone would like a cat over a dog (but to each their own).

 

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Never have I ever vaulted over a fence while running away from a charging cat.

 

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Never have I ever wanted to have a cat.

 

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Never have I ever X-rayed a cat.

 

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Never have I ever yelled at a cat.

 

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Never have I ever zoomed down the highway at 100mph with two cats in my lap.
The next A to Z will be about lunch.

 

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Never have I ever ate lunch and not enjoyed it.

 

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Never have I ever eaten bear meat for lunch.

 

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Never have I ever caught Mils stealing my lunch.

 

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Never have I ever eaten dog meat for lunch.

 

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Never have I ever ended my lunch break at work unfulfilled.

 

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Never have I ever forgotten to eat lunch.

 

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Never have I ever grabbed someone's lunch from them and ate it in front of them.

 

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Never have I ever eaten horse meat for lunch.

 

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Never have I ever eaten ignored my lunch unless I was ill.

 

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Never have I ever eaten jaguar meat for lunch.

 

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Never have I ever kicked someone for taking my lunch from me (but I would if they tried to).

 

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Never have I ever eaten lion meat for lunch.

 

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Never have I ever met a lunch I didn't like that I prepared myself.

 

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Never have I ever neglected to eat lunch.

 

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Never have I ever ordered lunch and didn't eat it.

 

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Never have I ever planned to skip lunch.