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The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

Never have I ever ordered someone to rake my leaves for me.
 
Never have I ever quit on Autumn to rush Winter's arrival.
 
Never have I ever run in the NYC Marathon which is held in autumn every year, in particular in November.
 
Never have I ever stood outside in autumn wishing it would snow.
 
Never have I ever understood why people wouldn't like autumn.
 
Never have I ever xeroxed an autumn leaf in a full-color xerox machine.
 
Never have I ever yelled insults at someone who is a fan of autumn.
 
Never have I ever zoomed down the highway at 120mph in celebration of autumn.
Next poster can pick the next A to Z.
 
Since it's October the next A to Z will be what October is most known for - Halloween.

Never have I ever ate so much candy that I got sick on Halloween.
 
Never have I ever bashed a child in the head for asking for candy on Halloween.
 
Never have I ever caught a kid taking a whole bowl of Halloween candy left outside on Halloween evening.
 
Never have I ever ended Halloween night from overdosing on candy.
 
Never have I ever fled from someone in a ghost costume on Halloween.
 
Never have I ever given a kid so much Halloween candy he got sick from it.
 
Never have I ever hidden from someone in a ghost costume on Halloween.
 
Never have I ever invited a real ghost into my home on Halloween.
 
Never have I ever jumped over a fence in fright, running away from someone in a ghost costume on Halloween.
 
Never have I ever kicked a kid to steal his Halloween candy.
 
Never have I ever laughed at anybody's allegedly funny costume on Halloween.
 
Never have I ever munched on Halloween candy all night long.
 
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