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The Alphabetical "You Are Not" thread

You are not kindly kissing koalas, kicking kangaroos, kinky lions, or ugly tigers on the mouth. 😀
 
You Are Not...................................

licking a large lime lollipop in Louisiana.
 
You are not really royally ruining rauchy Russian ranchers' radio reception. 😀
 
you are not understanding me when I say that I'm gonna tickle torture those tickly toes of yours for the rest of the night 😀
 
You are not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀 😛
 
You Are Not................................

painting yellow lines on highways.
 
You are not Zhang Ziyi's zestful zealous zigzagging zonked boyfriend. 😀
 
You are not boastfully boldly blissfully boyishly breaking big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀
 
You are not deliberately detaining devious determined demented demanding delirious deranged depraved damned Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀
 
You are not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky freakish French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried fish from Finland's fine frozen lakes. 😀
 
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