The Area 51 Thread

[milagros317]

I haven't seen any wooly mammoths around here lately. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Maybe they left after they got anal probed. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I wouldn't blame them for leaving after that happened. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Would piss me off I can tell you that. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I wish the wooly mammoths had stomped on those mean aliens. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Well unfortuanately the aliens have advanced technolgies. So they are tough to stomp. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

That is very sad for the wooly mammoths. 🙁
😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

yup most likely probed to extinction. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Do you suppose that's what really happened to the dinosaurs, too? 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Could be. I think I would prefer the giant asteroid to the alternative though. 😀 😀 😛 😛

 

[milagros317]

Yes, I can see why you would prefer the asteroid. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

At least its quicker and less painless. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

That is the reason that I thought you would give. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Even if it was a very cold asteroid I think it would be better. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Well, by the time the asteroid got down to the surface of the earth, I think it would be warmed up just a bit by air friction. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Very true. So even if it hit you in the butt its better than a cold anal probe. 😀 😀 😛 😛

 

[milagros317]

I suspect that you would die too quickly to feel much of anything. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed. With the anal probe you would feel everything. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Now, why is it that these mean aliens are so fond of using anal probles? 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

My first guess is they are kinda dumb to begin with cause they are most likely the same ones trying to communicate through crop circles. 😀 😀 😛

 

[amk714]

Feel free to discuss all things Alien. Alien autopsies, Anal probes (my personal favorite), Crop circles, Alien abductions, Cow mutilations, etc. etc.

Aliens are illegal, but they'll continue crossing the border as long as businesses continue to employ them for less-than-minimum wages. Oh wait ... I think these aren't the aliens you're talking about here. 😛

 

[milagros317]

Correct, Alex, he means space aliens. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Although technically they are illegal I guess too. Especially if they give cold anal probes. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Illegal and very mean. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Unfortunately I doubt the police can arrest them. 😀 😀 😛