the blonde and the coke machine (joke)

[steph]

There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and
she
arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst.
She
opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little,
pushed
a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on the
counter by the machine.

Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and
inserted it
into the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button
for
Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change.

She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it
for
a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew.
As
she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been
waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up.

"Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?" She looked at him and indignantly
replied: "Well Duhhh!, I'm still winning."

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Oh lord, THE PAIN!

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very funny, Steph. 😀

 

[ticklingfeet4fu]

Oh my Steph. You are just to funny. 🙄

 

[steph]

Now are you high or just plain crazy?
(Who's taking bets friends?)

Your post, as usual, didn't make any sense and weren't you the one who just posted this morning about leaving SYBYLL?

 

[USATKLR]

and you do? What sense do you make ? Dude, get your head check out. And also your name says it all. But you should be known as the LONELY EAGLE, cause thats what you are here, lonely and a real obnoxious P.I.T.A !!!!!

 

[steph]

I thank you for that sweet John!

I've decided the asshat must have gone off his meds. Why else would you post so many idiotic things in one day? My guess is he's "lone" because he doesn't have a sense of humor. Or apparently, any friends. Don't hate me because I do Electric Eye, or whoever the hell you are~jealousy is such an unattractive quality...

Can someone PLEASE tell me where these pinheads come from? please?
XOXO

and you do? What sense do you make ? Dude, get your head check out. And also your name says it all. But you should be known as the LONELY EAGLE, cause thats what you are here, lonely and a real obnoxious P.I.T.A !!!!!

 

[USATKLR]

no prob steph, you know me, and you know i dont deal with these kind of people here. I think he needs to go back to Empty space inbetween his ears and try to find himself. aND GOOD LUCK WITH THAT

 

[steph]

Me too babes...

XOXO