A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one
>day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
>
>As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
>
>The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the
>beast out and headed home.
>
>Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
>
>He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat
>him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then
>left, past the bridge, then right
>again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe
>distance from his home and left the cat there.
>
>Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
>
>"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
>
>Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a gun on the phone, I'm
>lost and need directions!"
XOXO
>day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
>
>As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
>
>The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the
>beast out and headed home.
>
>Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
>
>He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat
>him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then
>left, past the bridge, then right
>again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe
>distance from his home and left the cat there.
>
>Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
>
>"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
>
>Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a gun on the phone, I'm
>lost and need directions!"
XOXO
