The Continous Story Thread

[kurchatovium]

"Not too far" said Xenos. "We should be there shortly."

Oxxen said "aye what a fine mix dancing bunnies, p ixies and now the grim reaper."

Relax Oxxen Mortem isn't a grim reaper. He just handles death using magic. Much like you deal with death using weapons."

Oxxen said "Interesting, I like him already"

 

[Edge]

The Giant put up his big fists "I think these are my only reliable weapons." Maximus said "Uh are you forgetting someone?"

 

[kurchatovium]

Oxxen said " And don't forget that GodHammer I gave you. Use the GodHammer for big enemies and to do damage at a distance. Use Maximus up close...if you can take all his yammering"

 

[Edge]

Maximus said "Hey I give a lot of useful information when I talk."
The Giant said "Oh yes little buddy of course..."

 

[kurchatovium]

Xenos said "I think I see Mortem up ahead. Well I see something not sure what. Let's approach carefully."

As the group nears the see a very large mechanical being. Made of hardened mithril. The being stand at attention in front of them.

"Mortem you here my friend." Said Xenos

A skinny pale man steps out.... "Xenos is that you buddy"

Yup it's me lol said Xenos. "Whose your friend here"

Mortem laughed "that's my golden friend. Just figured out how to do one out of mithril Pretty awesome huh"

Xenos says " Wow yes Very impressive"

Moetm says "so what can I do for ya"

Xenos says "well we have a dark shadow witch causing trouble We could use your help"

Mortem says "Yea I have been sensing something out there. Something quite evil. You can count on me buddy. You have always helped me out when I needed ya. Time to me to return the favor"

 

[Edge]

"Hello Mortem" said the Giant. "I think that I am the cause of all of this somehow. At first I thought I was the victim. But now I'm wondering if I did something to make this witch go crazy and turn her wrath against everyone. You know what that saying is about nothing is more dangerous than a woman scorned."

 

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Mortem says ' Hello there. I dont think you are the cause of it. I think you are the result of it. Evil people do evil thing becsuse they like being evil. Yhe get off on the power they yield and the suffering they cause. If Xenos and all these other beings believe in you then you must have a good heart. That's all I need to know. If this witch didn't curse you she like would have cursed another. She likely may cursed some other people already. She must be dealt with. I will bring some golems with me, they will help us to form a defensive line. Do you guys have an Archer"

Xenos said " No we dont"

Mortem said " i know of one nearby. She is very very good. She can help us and buy us time for us Mages to cast our spells."

Hyacin says "That sounds smart to me."

Mortem says °Her name is Star Blossom. She is an Elven warrior. Best person with a bow I have ever seen."

 

[Edge]

"Star Blossom" said the Giant. "I think she will come in handy. Let's go find her."

 

[kurchatovium]

Xenos says "Sounds good to me as well. Sheesh with all these people coming on we are gonna 59 pound bags of trail mix lol"

Maximus said" so is this Star Blossom hot looking. "

Hyaccin yells "MAXIMUS" then shakes her head

Maximus says " What what just trying to find out about our new friend "

Mortem says "well she is rather young and has very attractive"

Maximus says Yay ... I mean how interesting. ... does she wear a hot leather bikini"

Mortem says ... "umm Elves don't really wear bikinis...is your sword ok?"

Oxxen says "he's just a little frisky."

Hyacin says "Sexist is more like it."

Oxxen says "aye maybe but at least he doesnt eat any trail mix lol"

 

[Edge]

The Giant chuckled. "Maximus you need to calm down little buddy. It's been a long time since I've been with a woman as well but we have a greater problem right now that we are all bonding to face."
Maximus "One for all and all for one...or one for all and all for one...or hmm how do you say it again?"

 

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Maximus says °I am sorry.... I really like everyone here a lot... I just been in an old chest for a 1000 years or so... so I guess I am bit...frisky. I'll be nicer I promise.... though if Star Blossom wants to polish me I ain't saying no."

Maximus shouts again "ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL YAYYYYY"

 

[Edge]

The Giant chuckled. "Now that we're on the same page let's do this thing!"