The Deranged Plug for Kalamos!

[Bohemianne]

My PR-man (who has no reputation yet; still gaining hunches whenever there are cryptic rumors of luck going on) had the closest encounter with a clever and finest weilder of pencil at silly places. His IMPs used to call him "Kalamos".

After the exchange of xth sense of humor, my PR-man was grateful, especially for the peculiar cup of tea served.

Driven by instincts and sense of weird advocacy, the deranged plugging goes on...

What are you waiting for, Kalamos Fans , let's give his wits and artistry a boost!

🙂

<img src="http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/1741/kalnu9.jpg" border="0" alt="" />

 

[Kalamos]

What are you waiting for, Kalamos Fans , let's give his wits and artistry a boost!

I would not recommend trying the taxing task and gallivantingly giving me and my hefty husk a brisk boost.
I could become a palpable pain the back without even trying harder than my usual unbearable self.

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Besides...

* Rummages through ancient tomes of boundless madness *

...I know better methods of... blatant persuasion.

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[Bohemianne]

^^^LMAO...Oh no it's not a persuasion, that's why it's called "deranged." As of seniority, I'm still a n00bis (novice) at heart, but just having a great time with those who have the inner craze. 😱

BTW, thanks for the pics!

 

[Kalamos]

As of seniority, I'm still a n00bis (novice) at heart, but just having a great time with those who have the inner craze. 😱

I can probably say I am a bit unhinged on the outside as well.

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Which makes donning and removing this suit of armour a fascinating challenge at times...

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I guess it's that, coupled with the +2 invulnerable save from "outside craze" that makes me such a persistent little fellow.

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Now I mention it... did you just say that my wits need a bit of boosting?
Maybe I should spend those left-over skill points somewhere else, this time.

I can safely say that 11 ranks in Animal Husbandry [Imps] is satis superque.

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[Bohemianne]

I can probably say I am a bit unhinged on the outside as well.

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Which makes donning and removing this suit of armour a fascinating challenge at times...

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I guess it's that, coupled with the +2 invulnerable save from "outside craze" that makes me such a persistent little fellow.

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Now I mention it... did you just say that my wits need a bit of boosting?
Maybe I should spend those left-over skill points somewhere else, this time.

I can safely say that 11 ranks in Animal Husbandry [Imps] is satis superque.

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^ LOL...Okay, I have a serious but slight editing of the balloon content because of " ' " and too much sweating turned out a grammatical error, but the essence is still there anyway...

You admitted that you're unhinged on the outer side... (?) 😱
*hands in the rivets* You know, it came directly from Frankenstein. 😀 😛

Yes, that wicked peristence is the markings of the 21st century PWNers of the unhinged dark side of the moon.

The "boosting of wits" is my sincere SENCE (the 21st century spelling, LOL) of gratitude for your time.

Taming of IMPs is very^999999999999999999 arduous task, I can only tame 1 and only 1 mutant 😱

 

[Kalamos]

What are you waiting for, Kalamos Fans , let's give his wits and artistry a boost!

Well...
Looks like it is only the two of us.
This is why you should not summon one's fan-base. Ever.
It can prove... underwhelming.

😉

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Besides, you asked them to give my wits a boost.
I sincerely doubt anybody would want me any snarkier than I already am.

 

[Bohemianne]

Well...
Looks like it is only the two of us.
This is why you should not summon one's fan-base. Ever.
It can prove... underwhelming.

😉

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Besides, you asked them to give my wits a boost.
I sincerely doubt anybody would want me any snarkier than I already am.

^ Two (2) is plural. A mutant and it's ally is 1-1/2 attempt + you (2-1/2); besides, some audience may find the lingo too cryptic (and why not?) It's IMP/MUTANT centered...not that they don't understand...Of course it's pretty obvious that you've been over plugged by...the Master Chief "M" many times. I just tried out the deranged version. So this one piece of thread still rises. Believe me, it does have ABSURD side-effects. Just like "the alchemist," I'm an optimist.

Aaaaw Kalamos, obviously they like your artistry with or without the boost. Can't we just have fun?

 

[Kalamos]

Aaaaw Kalamos, obviously they like your artistry with or without the boost. Can't we just have fun?

Dunno, every now and then some dear gentleman sends a pretty virus along or tampers with my accounts around...

🙄

And somebody just reported my latest work and got it deleted.

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Whoever they are, they sure have a peculiar way of showing affection...

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😉

 

[Bohemianne]

Dunno, every now and then some dear gentleman sends a pretty virus along or tampers with my accounts around...

🙄

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😉

^ This is the digital age of PWNage...! As I am proudly/derangely promoted "Lt. Colonel" or so at the Self-Referential Thread, it learned me and reinforced the idea that a ship manned by less than 5 crew (just like our beloved Armada) can survive and gain massive success by persevering despite the push and shove at the very bottom level, where mediocre pull each other like crabs. It shows the legacy of strength.

And somebody just reported my latest work and got it deleted.

Whoever they are, they sure have a peculiar way of showing affection...

"Jonathan Livingston" has a lot to say about this. They won't win.

I'm not drunk while posting this...

 

[Kalamos]

^ This is the digital age of PWNage...! As I am proudly/derangely promoted "Lt. Colonel" or so at the Self-Referential Thread, it learned me and reinforced the idea that a ship manned by less than 5 crew (just like our beloved Armada) can survive and gain massive success by persevering despite the push and shove at the very bottom level, where mediocre pull each other like crabs. It shows the legacy of strength.

Or maybe the strength of legacy.
Maybe someday I'll simply quit or change.

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I am supposed to be a wanderer... I have seldom stayed this long in the same place.

😉

"Jonathan Livingston" has a lot to say about this. They won't win.
I'm not drunk while posting this...

Sometimes, I wish I were.

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Thankfully, Deviantart puts things back into perspective.

 

[Bohemianne]

I am supposed to be a wanderer... I have seldom stayed this long in the same place.

😉

^ This is the extension of this plug. I cordially invite you to the transitory journey of non-deranged philosophies...Dark humor is welcome.

http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?t=118404

PS. The "pretty" virus must be too sexy and hot to handle! 😱

 

[Kalamos]

PS. The "pretty" virus must be too sexy and hot to handle! 😱

Yeah, well, that was some peculiar bundle indeed.

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Luckily, my mailer daemon usually deals with most pests.

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Not that I couldn't deal with them myself.

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But some extra help is always welcome.

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🙄

 

[odzadoro]

theft

A lot of what you're selling is not yours and is copyrighted. It's for sale also by the owner, at http://images4sale.com/store/8665.

 

[Kalamos]

A lot of what you're selling is not yours and is copyrighted. It's for sale also by the owner, at http://images4sale.com/store/8665.

And of all threads, the one celebrating my own pics.
How typical...

🙄

Oh, well, it's all exposure.

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So. Theft. Mmm.
Could you substantiate your claims in any way?
As far as we know, Bohemianne could have drawn those in 2006, and later opened a gallery on her own.

 

[Bohemianne]

It's an accusation, odzadoro. Please verify with the owner of Nocturnal Fantasy or images4sale without using this thread.

 

[Kalamos]

It's an accusation, odzadoro.

And a rather effective way to spoil our fun, one might add.

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Oh well, let me throw a couple of my faves in.

😉

 

[Bohemianne]

And a rather effective way to spoil our fun, one might add.

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Oh well, let me throw a couple of my faves in.

😉

^ Thanks Kalamos, I really don't want to spoil our small party here. I have 50,000 prying eyes to deal with now + the past laborious sleepless nights I spent working on UNDUPLICATED image sets under a very discreet NON-DISCLOSURE agreement which I abide and is still holding up to protect till now. I have big flaunting EMAIL for questions. Why here?

...ahhh...deranged plug. This poor artist (me) could have died a thousand deaths but still alive, but I'm a mom...I could only rely on "Shylock" to justify for me.

BTW, Kalamos, you keep on putting up art here and I haven't commented decently. You really have the great artistry and the wisdom of Solomon. I admire you for that.

 

[Kalamos]

^ Thanks Kalamos, I really don't want to spoil our small party here. I have 50,000 prying eyes to deal with now + the past laborious sleepless nights I spent working on UNDUPLICATED image sets under a very discreet NON-DISCLOSURE agreement which I abide and is still holding up to protect till now. I have big flaunting EMAIL for questions. Why here?

Because it keeps happening.
Some disgruntled user was telling everybody not to buy from a certain new producer, because he could not set up his rig to play the freshly downloaded clip.

Of course, the producer had lots of mail accounts, and all that stuff.
But the disgruntled user chose to voice his problems on a public forum first.

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I think English-speaking folks have a quaint expression for that.
Faecal matter happens.

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As I was mentioning in a musty thread of old, I tend to consider all exposure good exposure.
After all, this is an adult site. An adult site of kinky nature.
So nobody has the right to cast the first stone.
Or so they say.

And when people start doubting the drawings are really mine, I usually cobble together an ad-hoc picture to show them.

😉

...ahhh...deranged plug. This poor artist (me) could have died a thousand deaths but still alive, but I'm a mom...I could only rely on "Shylock" to justify for me.

That "Shylock" mention briefly diverted my attention.
I'll be skipping the bleeding part, though.

Someday you'll be explaining the mom thing.

BTW, Kalamos, you keep on putting up art here and I haven't commented decently. You really have the great artistry and the wisdom of Solomon. I admire you for that.

Well, I've got about five year worth of old sketches and pics.
While they are same-old and a bit crude to me, they are nonetheless new to most fresh users.

And besides, I tend to think that fun should go hand in hand with sexy.
Sexy without some irony is just vanilla porn, to me - no matter how many latex layers you wear.

Maybe that's really my personal take at kinky sex.

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That, and my remarkable WIS 16.

😉

 

[Bohemianne]

Because it keeps happening.
Some disgruntled user was telling everybody not to buy from a certain new producer, because he could not set up his rig to play the freshly downloaded clip.

Of course, the producer had lots of mail accounts, and all that stuff.
But the disgruntled user chose to voice his problems on a public forum first.

^ As much as I don't want to aggravate, this might be a tragedy (for me), assume a (female) artist may bite the dust because of harassment. Just resurrect me... but I would need a decent apology.

I think English-speaking folks have a quaint expression for that.
Faecal matter happens.

...not edible enough for me 🙁

As I was mentioning in a musty thread of old, I tend to consider all exposure good exposure.
After all, this is an adult site. An adult site of kinky nature.
So nobody has the right to cast the first stone.
Or so they say.

And when people start doubting the drawings are really mine, I usually cobble together an ad-hoc picture to show them.

Words could cause delusion. It's contagious and infectious too.

That "Shylock" mention briefly diverted my attention.
I'll be skipping the bleeding part, though.

Someday you'll be explaining the mom thing.

To bait fish withal...(figurative). I'm mom with 1 child (rivals playfully with my drawings activities). One thing's for sure, I'm not fat and the size of my feet are only 8-1/2 inches. The world around me is a big giant.

Well, I've got about five year worth of old sketches and pics.
While they are same-old and a bit crude to me, they are nonetheless new to most fresh users.

And besides, I tend to think that fun should go hand in hand with sexy.
Sexy without some irony is just vanilla porn, to me - no matter how many latex layers you wear.

Maybe that's really my personal take at kinky sex.

That, and my remarkable WIS 16.

😉

No one sent your soul on the ground yet so far and you're not neglected by your master chief....and what you said of kink is very^99999999999999999 sexy of you 😉

 

[Kalamos]

As much as I don't want to aggravate, this might be a tragedy (for me), assume a (female) artist may bite the dust because of harassment. Just resurrect me... but I would need a decent apology.

I do not really know what crossed that user's mind.

To bait fish withal...(figurative). I'm mom with 1 child (rivals playfully with my drawings activities). One thing's for sure, I'm not fat and the size of my feet are only 8-1/2 inches. The world around me is a big giant.

Giants won't hurt you - as long as you walk softly and carry a big sword.

No one sent your soul on the ground yet so far and you're not neglected by your master chief....

My soul...
You would be surprised.

and what you said of kink is very^99999999999999999 sexy of you 😉

Well, yes, they do say I am sexy.
Some even claim that *after* the hangover.

 

[odzadoro]

It's odd that I can be called a liar here but that it would be inappropriate for me to present the obvious proof here. Nonetheless, I'll take it up privately.

 

[Kalamos]

It's odd that I can be called a liar here but that it would be inappropriate for me to present the obvious proof here. Nonetheless, I'll take it up privately.

Technically speaking, I did not call you a liar.
And Bohemianne did not either.

She said she is under a non-disclosure policy, and urged you to discuss the matter elsewhere.
I said your claims were too vague.
But in case something is unclear, allow me to recap.

You barged in without warning, and posted the following:

A lot of what you're selling is not yours and is copyrighted. It's for sale also by the owner, at http://images4sale.com/store/8665.

You said: "what you are selling is not yours".
You posted that after *my* post.
You posted that after *my* pics.
You posted that after *my* commercial ads.

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I did not call you a liar.
What I would call you would likely break the golden rule.

 

[Myriads]

If an accusation of material theft for profit is being made. Then the accuser has the burden of proof to show us (and me) the material that is being stolen, where it came from, and where it's being sold by the 'stealer'.

We've often found that the situation is reversed, and its the accused art that has been stolen by another, and that is being presented as proof that the theft is real.

Lay your case out.

Myriads

 

[Bohemianne]

The Phoenix just recharged her imaginary balls

This is all I can say about this:

If there is theft, the truth will find its way. The accuser knows the truth himself.

I am just after all a mediocre artlover who has unfortunately making use of talents to earn cents.

BTW, Kalamos, hi! I'm back and I have sexy arts to post soon!

 

[Kalamos]

I am just after all a mediocre artlover

😛

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😉

BTW, Kalamos, hi! I'm back and I have sexy arts to post soon!

Good!
Me too!

🙂

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Maybe...