The Evil Guide Plan. AKA: You're looking for a time killer.

[Deleted member 66627]

You try!​

My results:

Your objective is simple: Criminal activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me.

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rich and powerful CEO. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, confused by your arrival. Who is this Ripe Bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your Wizard's Robes?

Stage Two

Next, you must smash that opera house in Sydney. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must covertly move your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your Unmatched Physical Prowess, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

 

[Bothersome]

Your objective is simple: destroy the earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: to show them all

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first clone a Pope. This will cause the world to wipe the sleep from their eyes, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the internet. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must activate your corporate takeover, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your Superior Firepower, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

Fuckin' lol.

 

[ticklemepls]

Your objective is simple: widespread misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a chosen one. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, baffled by your arrival. Who is this Sadistic Fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize the town's water supply. This will all be done from a floating Fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about Nightmares for every Man, Woman and Child. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your Mystical Abilities, and the world will have no choice but to name you Evil Man/Woman of the Year.

 

[Flatfoot]

Your objective is simple: soul accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: madness

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a chosen one. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your Wizard's Robes?

Stage Two

Next, you must disintegrate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from an obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your doomsday device, bringing about an Unending Cacophony of Screams. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your Mind-Boggling Insanity, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.

I'llswallowyoursoulI'llswallowyoursoulI'llswallowyoursoulI'llswallowyoursoul!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Your objective is simple: soul accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: evil - it's my nature

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a rich and powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this Sadistic Fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Evil twin?

Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the Grand Canyon. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your secret death ray, bringing about a 1984 Police State. Your name shall become synonymous with horror, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your Unbreakable Will, and the world will have no choice but to lavish endless praise on your misdeeds.

 

[TropicThunder]

Evil Guide Plan
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: soul accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: power

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the White House. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your horsemen of the apocalypse, bringing about the Apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your Superhuman Powers, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.

 

[milagros317]

My results:

Evil Guide Plan
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: world domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: power
Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a senator. This will cause the world to leave, confused by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage Two

Next, you must destroy United Nations. This will all be done from a ancient tomb, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three

Finally, you must demonstrate your time machine, bringing about Nightmares for every Man, Woman and Child. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your Unbreakable Will, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Your objective is simple: world domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a Pope. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of United Nations. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about the Apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with horror, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your Cunning Intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

 

[c7_assassin]

Your objective is simple: world domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: to show them all

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two

Next, you must contaminate that opera house in Sydney. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must let loose your horsemen of the apocalypse, bringing about Horror's beyond Man's Comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your Unbreakable Will, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

Hmm...so I'm a spammer, somehow. I'd much rather be a Ripe Bastard. 😀

 

[porcelaindoll2]

Your objective is simple: world domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: revenge

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, amazed by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy the White House. This will all be done from a floating Fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must release your armies of destruction, bringing about Rivers that Run Red with Blood. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare call you names. Everyone will bow before your Dashing Good Looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

YYYYEEEESSSSS!!!!!!

Evil Guide Plan
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: criminal activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: money
Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a rich and powerful CEO. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, amazed by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of United Nations. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your unholy weapon, bringing about an Unending Cacaphony of Screams. Your name shall become synonymous with dear God No, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your Amazing Toughness, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.