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The Facebook Movie

HOW DARE YOU IGNORE MY INAPPROPRIATE DEMANDS!!!!!!!




















I'm auditioning for a part. 🙁
 
You'd be with this young guy, right? And he'd be like tickling your feet a little, you giggling, then you'll hear a rumbling outside, so he goes to check.

He doesn't come back for 10 minutes, but then you hear the front door open. You think it's him and you stop dead in your tracks when through the door comes a man holding a camcorder and bottle of babyoil. Then he speaks.

"Aye..wanna pleh toooooooooo"
 
He outright kills the boyfriend though. The head's in a bag.

Because dude really really wanted to play. And it is a horror movie...
 
do i get to die too?!!?



I was thinking you'd actually be tickled to death, you know how horror movies need gratuitous fap material, but if you'd like you could be the lone survivor that's at the police station recalling the horrifying event.
 
katie you can be a dominatrix of the tickling world!
 
ME FIRST.

Emilys tale starts as she's posting videos of her sorority sleepover to YouTube. She posts the video of the soapy car wash, the dunk tank, all the fun stuff. none of get any hits, save for the lone video she posts of her 2 friends grabbing her wrists and tickling her armpits. nothing big, a 20 second video, but soon it gets 100 hits. Then 1000. Then 2000. Then 20,000.

Emily find this hilarious, but suddenly starts getting strange PM's asking her to do various "dares" with her sisters. She doesn't answer, but the messages keep coming, getting more and more indignant. She closes her Youtube and forgets the incident.

Suddenly, one stormy night at the sorority house, a mountain of a man bursts through the window. Emily and friends rush to the room to see what's happened, when man mountain stands in front of them, rope in one hand and trusty cam in the other.

"*breath* Aye want... to film theese..."
 
Emilys tale starts as she's posting videos of her sorority sleepover to YouTube. She posts the video of the soapy car wash, the dunk tank, all the fun stuff. none of get any hits, save for the lone video she posts of her 2 friends grabbing her wrists and tickling her armpits. nothing big, a 20 second video, but soon it gets 100 hits. Then 1000. Then 2000. Then 20,000.

Emily find this hilarious, but suddenly starts getting strange PM's asking her to do various "dares" with her sisters. She doesn't answer, but the messages keep coming, getting more and more indignant. She closes her Youtube and forgets the incident.

Suddenly, one stormy night at the sorority house, a mountain of a man bursts through the window. Emily and friends rush to the room to see what's happened, when man mountain stands in front of them, rope in one hand and trusty cam in the other.

"*breath* Aye want... to film theese..."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is freakin HILARIOUS
 
OMG! I want to be in it...who can I be??

Katie is the last victim.

Out in a desolate cabin in the North Carolina woods, she hears strange noises coming from the trees. She looks, see nothing, and turns to go inside when she sees the Tickle Killer standing behind her. He chloroforms, ties her to an elegantly crafted log table, and proceeds to tickle the young blond all over. He does her armpits, she laughs. Baby oil on the belly, she laughs. Feathers between the toes, she laughs.

One hours goes past, two hours, three hours, when the TKiller notices the young woman has yet to ask him to stop. Even once. He demands she says the safeword yet she protests, so he ramps up the tickling even more. Another hour, then another, then another.

This goes on for about a week. Suddenly, the cabin door comes crashing down, police rush through and, believing TKiller is in the midst of a Satanic sacrifice, shoot him dead. The police untie Katie, who's struggling for her breath. They check her for cuts or bruises, and regaining her composure, has just one thing to say;

"Why'd you make him stop?"
 
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you inferring I'm some sort of masochist? 😛
 
Priceless! lol Thanks for the laugh guys!

BTW, did you also kill facebook? I can't sign on today. D'oh!
 
Crappy timing. Been using it to keep family updated on my dad, who's in the hospital. Grrr!
 
Working fine for me. =/ Maybe creepy tickle killer broke it for all the women. He was pissed you wouldn't add him.

Nah seriously I hope you get it up again so you can check on your Dad.
 
Now see? This is what happens when feminists get too vocal. They kill all our communication tools so we can't rise against you guys! Uh oh! Here come the TMF killers again! :panic: :imouttahe
 
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