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I believe you, my friend. My Grandmother lived to be 98. 😀
So did one of my grandmothers, and the other lived to be 91. My mother is now 94. BUT:
Unfortunately, most of the men in my family died between 55 and 75. 😱
 
Good MORNING! :wavingguy

It is definitely a good morning as the Philadelphia Phillies have beaten the putrid Washington Nationals two games in a row. :bouncybou

It is probably not a good morning for you as the Los Dodgers have lost three in a row at home to the lowly Miami Marlins including beating the Dodgers' ace Clayton Kershaw on Tuesday. 😱
 
Indeed, I am always unhappy when the Dodgers lose. 🙁 I don't talk about it because I prefer to mourn in SILENCE.
 
It is rude to provide facts and sports RESULTS? 😀
It can be. For example, it is rude of me to provide the fact that the Phillies have only scored 69 runs so far this season while allowing their opponents to score 91 RUNS. 😀
 
It can be. For example, it is rude of me to provide the fact that the Phillies have only scored 69 runs so far this season while allowing their opponents to score 91 RUNS. 😀

That fact is insignificant. The only fact that matters is that their record is 11-10, which is much better than most predicted for them this SEASON. 😀
 
That fact is insignificant. The only fact that matters is that their record is 11-10, which is much better than most predicted for them this SEASON. 😀
Here is a genuine fact: I will be rooting for your Phillies when they play the Colorado Rocheads, the Arizona Dickheads, or the San Diego Pondscum.
I will be rooting for them ENTHUSIASTICALLY when they play you know WHO. 😀
 
Here is a genuine fact: I will be rooting for your Phillies when they play the Colorado Rocheads, the Arizona Dickheads, or the San Diego Pondscum.
I will be rooting for them ENTHUSIASTICALLY when they play you know WHO. 😀

They have already played San Diego and the Phillies took 3 out of 4 from THEM. :bouncybou
 
They have already played San Diego and the Phillies took 3 out of 4 from THEM. :bouncybou
Yes, and I thank them for that. If they really want my gratitude, when they play the putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards, and Bumgarner is pitching, they will bean him in the skull with their fastest FASTBALL. :bouncybou :devil:
 
Yes, and I thank them for that. If they really want my gratitude, when they play the putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards, and Bumgarner is pitching, they will bean him in the skull with their fastest FASTBALL. :bouncybou :devil:

I would not condone injuring another PLAYER. 😀
 
I would not condone THAT. :sowrong:
When it comes to baseball, when it comes to the putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards, I am the first to admit that I am not a good person. I believe that, in Dodger Stadium, a sniper should be stationed in the stands behind third base. He should shoot and kill every member of the putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards who ventures past third base towards home plate. That way, they could never score a run in Dodger STADIUM. 😀
 
When it comes to baseball, when it comes to the putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards, I am the first to admit that I am not a good person. I believe that, in Dodger Stadium, a sniper should be stationed in the stands behind third base. He should shoot and kill every member of the putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards who ventures past third base towards home plate. That way, they could never score a run in Dodger STADIUM. 😀

That is quite extreme if you are SERIOUS. 😱
 
That is quite extreme if you are SERIOUS. 😱
I am quite serious, but it wouldn't have to be done for long. Why not? Because when they left L.A. to go somewhere else, their plane should be shot down out of the sky with NO SURVIVORS. 😀
 
I am quite serious, but it wouldn't have to be done for long. Why not? Because when they left L.A. to go somewhere else, their plane should be shot down out of the sky with NO SURVIVORS. 😀

You better hope there are no member of law enforcement monitoring this FORUM. 😱
 
You better hope there are no member of law enforcement monitoring this FORUM. 😱
I certainly hope that there are none.

I did just once buy tickets one year to a series of that team visiting Dodger Stadium. I don't trust myself to ever do so again. I got into several cursing matches with their fans right there in the stands in Dodger STADIUM. 😀
 
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