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And you can get a tiny dog you carry around in your purse, and you can change your name to Paris! 😀
 
I do want a lapdog. I always have.
I will name her LD and she will be my loveee.

lawl you just called me Paris. I actually like her! 😛
 
Why not, she's awesome! Such a good role model for you young women! Have that double vodka, we'll bring your car around for you in a minute! 😛
 
Wait! Don't bring the car yet!
I have to make a sex tape real quick!
 
No, sorry.
Unfortunately I only want to be your best friend to make myself famous.
 
I was vomiting out of love. That was a stomachful of affection I just expelled at you. 😀
 
Wow. I always wanted someone to puke because they love me.

*walks away slowly*
 
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