I woke up in an alley, with no memory of how I got there. A man was with me, he said: "I have promised to grant you three wishes, what is your third one?" Confused by this I replied: "My third wish? What happened to the first two?" The man shrugged: "Your second wish was to forget everything that had happened after you met me." I nodded, and replied: "Very well. With my third and final wish I would like to know myself."
"Funny." the man said, "That is the exact same thing you told me with your first wish..."
There, I mindfucked you. Now can I PLEASE have the last word? 🙂