The Get The Last Word In Thread

[Carsomyr]

😵

Can I have the equation for that?

Does the equation involve a drunk monkey?

 

[c7_assassin]

An infinite number of drunk monkeys, playing with an infinite number of scissors, could probably create every pop-up book ever written. 😀

 

[vladtickleman22]

Well, you take the fact that most of the rain is going and the sun is coming out. Combine that with the fact that there is another smaller storm still heading this way. Multiply those two factors together while singing the ketchup song and you get 2.576890268901%.

 

[c7_assassin]

You're failing to account for the drunk monkeys, Vlad!

 

[Carsomyr]

Well, you take the fact that most of the rain is going and the sun is coming out. Combine that with the fact that there is another smaller storm still heading this way. Multiply those two factors together while singing the ketchup song and you get 2.576890268901%.

Brilliant!

I also like c7's theory since it has drunken monkeys in it. 😀

 

[vladtickleman22]

You're failing to account for the drunk monkeys, Vlad!

I used no drunk monkeys. I used high hippos.

 

[c7_assassin]

Who would win in a battle royale: A high hippo, or a high hippo's weight in drunk monkeys? 😛

 

[Carsomyr]

My monies are on the monkeys =O

 

[vladtickleman22]

I'd have to bet on the monkeys as well. Fights are always a numbers game.

 

[c7_assassin]

I'd bet on the monkeys as well. We should all work in Vegas. 😛

 

[vladtickleman22]

I already do!...............................kidding.

 

[Carsomyr]

Here's how I see it... The hippo will be passed out from being high, while the monkeys will eventually reach that drunken state when, you know, you get all hungry and shit? Then they'll eat the hippo while it's passed out.

 

[c7_assassin]

They'd make you shave some of that facial hair...😀

 

[vladtickleman22]

Monkeys eat hippo?

 

[Carsomyr]

Monkeys eat hippo?

It is the natural way of things - at least when my good friends Drugs and Alcohol are involved 😀

 

[c7_assassin]

But the hippo's high...he'd get hungry before the monkeys...

 

[vladtickleman22]

The hunter would eat the hippo AND the monkeys!

 

[Carsomyr]

Oh sweet! We're throwing in a hunter to make it interesting? What should his handicap be? Allergies? Explosive Diarhea?

 

[vladtickleman22]

He has a thumb perminently up his butt.

 

[c7_assassin]

In that case I still bet on the monkeys. 😀

 

[vladtickleman22]

Well, i didn't say it was HIS thumb.

 

[Carsomyr]

Well, i didn't say it was HIS thumb.

The plot thickens!

 

[vladtickleman22]

Yes, yes it does.

 

[Carsomyr]

Indeed, but when does it advance? 🙁

 

[c7_assassin]

Does the thumb grant him super powers?