I am not advocating anxiously altering altruistic acrobatic aristocratic Albanian artists' atrocious awful attitudes. 😀
I am not boastfully boldly blissfully boyishly breaking big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀
I am not cheerfully cautiously calling cute curious chubby cuddly cherubic confused charitable contentious cantankerous Cuban chemists on the phone while posting. 😀
I am not deliberately detaining devious determined demented demanding delirious deranged depraved damned Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀
I am not eagerly enthusiastically eating eleven elegant enormous Egyptian electric eels for dinner. 😀
I am not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky freakish French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried fish from Finland's fine frozen lakes. 😀
I am not growing ghastly gross German giant green grapes for wine. 😀
I am not hurriedly happily harvesting healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀
I am not intentionally ignoring interesting idealistic ignorant idle impatient insightful insensitive irritating irrational impertinent important Irish iguanas. 😀
I am not joyfully jovially juggling jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀
I am not kindly kissing koalas, kicking kangaroos, kinky lions, or ugly tigers on the mouth. 😀
I am not lovingly lingeringly lustfully lazily licking lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish to do so. 😀
I am not merrily marrying many mercurial marvelous mathematical meticulous mendacious methodical malodorous malcontent Martian maidens. 😀
I am not naked nor nearly naked nor nervous nor nearly nervous nor neighborly nor nearly neighborly now. 😀
I have not nervously nimbly named numerous names to a Congressional committee. 😀
I am not obstinately openly opposing one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀
I am not purposely playfully poking poor prancing proud productive porcine Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀
I am not quickly quietly quoting Quasimodo, quirky Qatari queens, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀
I am not really royally ruthlessly ruining raunchy rotten reliable Russian ranchers' relief supplies. 😀
I am not slowly solidly soundly spanking seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I very much wish to do so. 😀
I am not timidly tentatively telling terribly tedious tickling tales to two thousand twenty-two titillating tall ticklish Turkish twin sisters. 😀
I am not unintentionally underestimating unknown useless ugly unhappy unambitious uninteresting unsavory unsightly unpalatable unfriendly unwashed unimaginative unprepared unworthy Uruguayan umpires. 😀
I am not voluntarily vaulting various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀
I am not walking with Willie Wonka while wistfully wearing well worn white woven wacky wonderful woolen trousers. 😀
I am not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀 😛
I am not yet yielding yesterday's yellow yarn. 😀
I am not Zhang Ziyi's zestful zealous zigzagging zonked boyfriend. 😀
I have not zestfully zealously zoomed, zigzagging through the air in a jet plane today. 😀