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The Giant Clam runs for congress

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It was only a matter of time.

Show your support.

Vote early, vote often.

And I'm sure The Giant Clam will be backed by Venray, Bugman, and Kered.(well......maybe not Kered.)




Drew
 
I still think he should run for senate, but I will indeed give him the support he deserves....
 
venray said:
I still think he should run for senate, but I will indeed give him the support he deserves....
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Ok,......it's official.........The Giant Clam will run for senate.


A vote for The Giant Clam is a vote for progress!




Drew
 
Ask not what your clam can do for you....Ask what you can do for your clam...
 
Drew, believe it or not, I saw a giant clam for real in a TV commercial for Honda Odyssey. Thought of you immediately.
 
The Giant Clam is far, far more honest than the average current member of Congress. The Giant Clam has my support. 😀
 
I'll vote for the Giant Clam, but only because it has two tickets to that thing I love:

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<center> The Giant Clam addresses the issues



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1) We must cease all offshore drilling as it ruins the hot spots where clams go to pick up chicks.

2) Subsidies will be provided to produce more cows chickens and pigs so folks will lay off the seafood.

3) Peeing in the ocean will be treated as a capital felony punishable with death by steaming.




<center>Campaign Promises </center>


<center> 1) A chicken in every pot (for obvious reasons)


2) No tax increases (except on the purchase of seafood products and byproducts.)
 
The giant clam has officially begun his campaign on facebook....come attend the event...
 
If elected, The Giant Clam will put out a proposal to release the original "Batman" series on dvd and blueray........just so people can see The Giant Clams' humble beginnings.





Drew
 
TklDuo-Drew said:
If elected, The Giant Clam will put out a proposal to release the original "Batman" series on dvd and blueray........just so people can see The Giant Clams' humble beginnings.





Drew
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All proceeds to go to the save a mollusk foundation....
 
The Giant Clam plans to abolish casinos if elected. Also marinara, fradiavlo, and half-shells.




Drew
 
The Giant Clam thinks that all these politicians spewing out their slander and venom should just clam up!
 
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