Dave2112
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Fuck.
One syllable.
Four letters.
Why is it so misunderstood and underappreciated? I’d like to explore that with you, and make an offer to join up with a new movement that you all might get something out of.
It may be a little known fact around here, and I’m not sure if anyone’s really noticed, but Dave likes to say Fuck a lot. And, for once and for all, let’s discover why, in my opinion…
FUCK is the most useful word in the English Language.
It has so many meanings, depending on its usage.
“I wanna fuck you.” You’re saying in one word that making love is out of the question, that, you’re gonna take her hard. Powerful stuff.
“Oh…fuck me, baby”. On the other hand, when two people are sooo into it that a romantic night of lovemaking opens them completely, the word replaces the sweet nothings and loses its meaning as a semi-violent intention and becomes an open invitation to reach the highest primal levels together.
“Fuck off!” It can mean…get away from me….stop asking me questions…get serious…
“Fuck me!” A way to express serious surprise with no doubt of misunderstanding.
“Fuckin’ A” Complete agreement, or total disappointment.
“Fuck you.” Fairly self-explanatory.
“We’re fucked”. Trouble’s a-brewin’ and it’s beyond a flat tire.
“Funny as fuck” Rita Rudner but with a sense of humor.
“Fuckstick”. Douchebag….or a term for the penis usually found in Penthouse Letters.
“FUCK!” When in chatrooms or IM’s, the way a certain slightly disturbed Moderator expresses his occasional inability to spell anything BUT the word Fuck correctly.
So….let’s let it lose its hold on that bad little part of brains and let Fuck into our lives. You can say Fuck to express almost anything. Say it with me now. “Fuck”. Just “Fuck”. Go ahead….. “FUCK”! You know you want to. Use the word as often as you can in everyday life until it loses its nasty reputation.
Join the club and “Fuck”! Just say it…and you too can “Fuck!”
But Dave, you say….where can I Fuck in my daily life? How can Fucking help me become more socially accepted. And, can’t I get in trouble for Fucking in public?
Well, let me see if I can help you all with some examples of how I Fuck. I’m sure that as someone who does it all the time, and has gotten pretty damn good at it, too…people would love to hear how I Fuck.
I pretty much start every day with a good Fuck. It just gets all that backed up stuff shooting out of you and gives it someplace warm to go. I try and keep that first Fuck with me until at least after breakfast.
Now, I’m not sure what all your schedules are like, but I catch some TV in the morning, and I like to Fuck during the news. All the crazy bullshit that goes in the world, the high price of gas, wars, murders, missing children….all of it just makes me want to Fuck.
Now, once I get to work, I’m usually confronted by a lot of opportunities to Fuck. Like today…this woman was really being a bitch, and rather than suck it all in and “follow the nice rules”…I said, what the hell? And I Fucked her. Right over the counter. I got in a little trouble for that, but I just gave them a line of crap and told them I was sorry, that I wouldn’t openly Fuck any more customers. I guess they were worried about the small children around who might have to be exposed to a loud Fuck.
My co-worker was in a mood today, just kinda being a whiny little girl about everything, and it bugged me. I like the guy, but his whiny attitude changed him so much in my eyes, turned him into such a goddamn woman…that I wound up Fucking him during our break. I mean, no one was around, and I didn’t want to go TOO hard on him, but he just needed a good Fuck. He realized he was being an asshole and apologized and I was just like, “Dude! It’s cool….if you weren’t my friend, I wouldn’t even bother Fucking you, right?”
And you don’t just have to Fuck at work, people. What’s better than Fucking on vacation? Don’t think just because you’re at Disneyland, you can’t Fuck. I mean, it’s not like they advertise it, but even the Staff Fucks. Yeah….the rides break down, the attendants Fuck. The accountant sees a drop in revenue, don’t you think he goes down the corporate ladder and finds someone to Fuck? Shit, I remember this one office manager at Disney who got fired because they weren’t making enough money and he just went a little nuts and started Fucking people coming into the gate.
Let’s say you’re camping instead. Can’t get the tent up? Just Fuck all over it. You’ll feel better. Raining? Go outside, show some defiance to nature and Fuck standing in the mud. Yeah, you might get some on ya, but nothing beats a good, primal Mud-Fucking.
In the spirit of teaching and sharing, I’ll give you a counterpoint example of when NOT to Fuck.
I would suggest you don’t Fuck your dog. They don’t really understand, all they know is that Daddy’s being loud and it hurts. Fucking your dog confuses them and really doesn’t teach them anything. I knew a guy once who used to Fuck his dogs all day long. And to make it worse, he would Fuck his dogs right outside in the front yard. It just made him look sadistic and mean.
Now cats, I’d take on a case-by-case basis. Sometimes you can Fuck a cat. It doesn’t do much good other than making you feel better, because a cat usually just gives you a blank stare and doesn’t even realize your Fucking it at all. On the other hand, there are those cats that if you Fuck them enough, they’ll react violently and lace you open with their claws.
Reports differ on whether you should Fuck a horse or a cow or some of the other barnyard animals…but if I were you, I would just Fuck them if it really meant something.
Online is a perfect opportunity to Fuck. There’s some weird shit on the Web. Not to mention people who just post and write in order to annoy others. Those are the ones you wanna really Fuck. Now, there’s some pretty sexy stuff on the Internet, and if you remember all of our uses for the word…as in “Fuck me, that’s hot!” you can even get away with a lot of Self-Fucking. No one has to be there for a good Fuck to mean something. Even if you’re the only one enjoying it, a hearty Fuck still has a lot of power and can feel real good.
So, TMF…
Who wants to Fuck?
I challenge you all to join the cause and Fuck as much as you can. I think we should all make ourselves feel better every day….just come here and Fuck. Maybe we could even make ourselves a little sub-forum where people can go and Fuck for whatever reason they want.
But however you do it….make sure to remember that we are all friends here. Don’t let an occasional Fuck get in the way of that. Yes, you can Fuck and still be friends. In the spirit of practicing what I preach, I will man up and happily let all of you Fuck me. In fact, I dare you. Go on…it’ll make you feel better. Lay it on me, I can take it. I will let anyone Fuck me as long as it helps them. And I’ll be more than happy to Fuck you in return. Take it in, enjoy it and let it just feel good.
I hope this helped. I really do. I’m nothing if not vested in the betterment of this community.
So, TMF…..whattya say? Let’s Fuck.
One syllable.
Four letters.
Why is it so misunderstood and underappreciated? I’d like to explore that with you, and make an offer to join up with a new movement that you all might get something out of.
It may be a little known fact around here, and I’m not sure if anyone’s really noticed, but Dave likes to say Fuck a lot. And, for once and for all, let’s discover why, in my opinion…
FUCK is the most useful word in the English Language.
It has so many meanings, depending on its usage.
“I wanna fuck you.” You’re saying in one word that making love is out of the question, that, you’re gonna take her hard. Powerful stuff.
“Oh…fuck me, baby”. On the other hand, when two people are sooo into it that a romantic night of lovemaking opens them completely, the word replaces the sweet nothings and loses its meaning as a semi-violent intention and becomes an open invitation to reach the highest primal levels together.
“Fuck off!” It can mean…get away from me….stop asking me questions…get serious…
“Fuck me!” A way to express serious surprise with no doubt of misunderstanding.
“Fuckin’ A” Complete agreement, or total disappointment.
“Fuck you.” Fairly self-explanatory.
“We’re fucked”. Trouble’s a-brewin’ and it’s beyond a flat tire.
“Funny as fuck” Rita Rudner but with a sense of humor.
“Fuckstick”. Douchebag….or a term for the penis usually found in Penthouse Letters.
“FUCK!” When in chatrooms or IM’s, the way a certain slightly disturbed Moderator expresses his occasional inability to spell anything BUT the word Fuck correctly.
So….let’s let it lose its hold on that bad little part of brains and let Fuck into our lives. You can say Fuck to express almost anything. Say it with me now. “Fuck”. Just “Fuck”. Go ahead….. “FUCK”! You know you want to. Use the word as often as you can in everyday life until it loses its nasty reputation.
Join the club and “Fuck”! Just say it…and you too can “Fuck!”
But Dave, you say….where can I Fuck in my daily life? How can Fucking help me become more socially accepted. And, can’t I get in trouble for Fucking in public?
Well, let me see if I can help you all with some examples of how I Fuck. I’m sure that as someone who does it all the time, and has gotten pretty damn good at it, too…people would love to hear how I Fuck.
I pretty much start every day with a good Fuck. It just gets all that backed up stuff shooting out of you and gives it someplace warm to go. I try and keep that first Fuck with me until at least after breakfast.
Now, I’m not sure what all your schedules are like, but I catch some TV in the morning, and I like to Fuck during the news. All the crazy bullshit that goes in the world, the high price of gas, wars, murders, missing children….all of it just makes me want to Fuck.
Now, once I get to work, I’m usually confronted by a lot of opportunities to Fuck. Like today…this woman was really being a bitch, and rather than suck it all in and “follow the nice rules”…I said, what the hell? And I Fucked her. Right over the counter. I got in a little trouble for that, but I just gave them a line of crap and told them I was sorry, that I wouldn’t openly Fuck any more customers. I guess they were worried about the small children around who might have to be exposed to a loud Fuck.
My co-worker was in a mood today, just kinda being a whiny little girl about everything, and it bugged me. I like the guy, but his whiny attitude changed him so much in my eyes, turned him into such a goddamn woman…that I wound up Fucking him during our break. I mean, no one was around, and I didn’t want to go TOO hard on him, but he just needed a good Fuck. He realized he was being an asshole and apologized and I was just like, “Dude! It’s cool….if you weren’t my friend, I wouldn’t even bother Fucking you, right?”
And you don’t just have to Fuck at work, people. What’s better than Fucking on vacation? Don’t think just because you’re at Disneyland, you can’t Fuck. I mean, it’s not like they advertise it, but even the Staff Fucks. Yeah….the rides break down, the attendants Fuck. The accountant sees a drop in revenue, don’t you think he goes down the corporate ladder and finds someone to Fuck? Shit, I remember this one office manager at Disney who got fired because they weren’t making enough money and he just went a little nuts and started Fucking people coming into the gate.
Let’s say you’re camping instead. Can’t get the tent up? Just Fuck all over it. You’ll feel better. Raining? Go outside, show some defiance to nature and Fuck standing in the mud. Yeah, you might get some on ya, but nothing beats a good, primal Mud-Fucking.
In the spirit of teaching and sharing, I’ll give you a counterpoint example of when NOT to Fuck.
I would suggest you don’t Fuck your dog. They don’t really understand, all they know is that Daddy’s being loud and it hurts. Fucking your dog confuses them and really doesn’t teach them anything. I knew a guy once who used to Fuck his dogs all day long. And to make it worse, he would Fuck his dogs right outside in the front yard. It just made him look sadistic and mean.
Now cats, I’d take on a case-by-case basis. Sometimes you can Fuck a cat. It doesn’t do much good other than making you feel better, because a cat usually just gives you a blank stare and doesn’t even realize your Fucking it at all. On the other hand, there are those cats that if you Fuck them enough, they’ll react violently and lace you open with their claws.
Reports differ on whether you should Fuck a horse or a cow or some of the other barnyard animals…but if I were you, I would just Fuck them if it really meant something.
Online is a perfect opportunity to Fuck. There’s some weird shit on the Web. Not to mention people who just post and write in order to annoy others. Those are the ones you wanna really Fuck. Now, there’s some pretty sexy stuff on the Internet, and if you remember all of our uses for the word…as in “Fuck me, that’s hot!” you can even get away with a lot of Self-Fucking. No one has to be there for a good Fuck to mean something. Even if you’re the only one enjoying it, a hearty Fuck still has a lot of power and can feel real good.
So, TMF…
Who wants to Fuck?
I challenge you all to join the cause and Fuck as much as you can. I think we should all make ourselves feel better every day….just come here and Fuck. Maybe we could even make ourselves a little sub-forum where people can go and Fuck for whatever reason they want.
But however you do it….make sure to remember that we are all friends here. Don’t let an occasional Fuck get in the way of that. Yes, you can Fuck and still be friends. In the spirit of practicing what I preach, I will man up and happily let all of you Fuck me. In fact, I dare you. Go on…it’ll make you feel better. Lay it on me, I can take it. I will let anyone Fuck me as long as it helps them. And I’ll be more than happy to Fuck you in return. Take it in, enjoy it and let it just feel good.
I hope this helped. I really do. I’m nothing if not vested in the betterment of this community.
So, TMF…..whattya say? Let’s Fuck.
Where the fuck do we go from here?....
