the "image war" thread

[makemlaugh2003]

Ya gotta suspend a little disbelief when following my "logic" here...

...but since my brain DOES unquestionably work backwards, I can't help but take note that "Tums" spelled backwards is, in fact, "smut." Harlequin romance novel, anyone? (cue steamy bedroom music here)

 

[melanie2]

How about classy smut...:stickout

 

[makemlaugh2003]

"Classy smut"...how I love a deliciously intentional oxymoron, Izzy!

However, as it is often painfully obvious through my threads that I haven't ever, in fact, read much, I can't say I'd possess the patience nor the wherewithall to hang in there with that novel cover to cover...as such, I offer up one of the greatest inventions of the scholastic world, one that had a VERY great hand in getting me academically through college...

 

[melanie2]

I've got your "cliff" right here..

 

[makemlaugh2003]

Hmmmmm...well, I worked the implication of beer into my LAST response...

...so I'll SEE you your cliff and RAISE you a Cliffy! 😉

 

[Cbarton]

Sorry, but I have to go with the obvious here...

NORM!

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

I, too, have to go with the obvious here...

MORN!

 

[makemlaugh2003]

Er, that wouldn't be SEPTEMBER Morn, would it?

Go Neil! I'm a huge fan of yours, man! I AM, I said. 😉 And the music world's love for you will NEVER be on the rocks! :cool

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Neil?

Kneel? Sure, I can get behind that...

 

[Sir Bombers]

Behind?

Watch who's behind you run into!

lol

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

Or who's behind falls on you!

 

[Sir Bombers]

OR...where you could TRAVEL on the behind... lol

 

[MistressValerie1]

Watch the behind get pwn3d 😉

 

[kopfhorer1]

As long as we're on the subject...

 

[melanie2]

ah Pirates...nothing sexier..

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

Yearrrrrrr! We come for your booty!

 

[TickleTheater]

The booty has already been processed though! :stickout

 

[a1532b]

Energy drinks, eh? Well mine is awesomer.

 

[Cbarton]

She don't lie...time for old "Slow Hand"...

 

[makemlaugh2003]

The former professional deejay in me is forced to keep the topic on music here...

...especially since a lot of us remember which glamorous eighties ladies wanted a "man with a sloooow hand"...😉

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

Pointers!

Somebody mention Pointer sisters...
You should see their Neutron Dance! 🙂

 

[makemlaugh2003]

Hmmmm...trading out three foxes for three dogs...not bad!

But, in the immortal words of my Old School buddy Nick Knackpaddywhack, I'm gonna give THESE dogs a bone...actually, SEVERAL of 'em...

 

[TickleTheater]

Did somebody say free bones??? :scared

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Dammit, Jim!

I'm a doctor, not a dog-toy!

 

[chicag0]