The infinite wisdom of Us

[Twins of tickle]

As we just so happens to be omnipotent, allknowing and generally very talented ( ), we thought we could create this post to answer all questions you members on this forum might have, whether regarding tickling, life questions or anything that comes to mind. No question is wrong, remember that, young ones. 😉

 

[isabeau]

interesting first post..ok i'll bite..what do you see in my immediate future?

 

[Mitchell]

Welcome to the forum, Twins. I'm Mitch. I'll second isabeau's position that you made a very interesting first post. You asked about tickling questions, so okay, here's one: I've always wondered this about twins. Being twins, do you both have the same ticklish spots?
Enjoy the forum, hope we can chat at some point.

Mitch

 

[Fire_Sprite]

Was it Michelle that took my Jolly Ranchers out of my backpack in the third grade?

 

[ChosenofMystra]

What will be the cause of my death?

 

[Knox The Hatter]

I have often wondered why my right ear is lower than my left one...

 

[kilitiinko1]

If Jimmy crack corn and no one cares,how come there`s a song about it?

 

[ChosenofMystra]

Why do fools fall in love?

 

[steph]

Who's your Mama?
XOXO

 

[TKpervert]

Ok ok Twins, you're oldtimers here just messing with our collective minds, right ? 😀 😀

(Knox, tilt your head a tad to the left, problem solved.)

 

[Knox The Hatter]

(Knox, tilt your head a tad to the left, problem solved.)

Actually, I think I need an alignment!

Wait, here's a question: why is it that a candidate "stands" for election in the UK, while he "runs" here?

 

[Twins of tickle]

Answer from the source of infinite knowledge

Isabeau

interesting first post..ok i'll bite..what do you see in my immediate future?

Thank you for posting, Isabeau. Of course we knew you would long before we even posted this thread in the first place... 😉
In your near future... hmm, well, we can clearly see that you will be surprised at your home by Johnny Deep and Emmet Smith (don't ask why, we know the reason, but Fate should be allowed to remain concealed...). They will tickle you, starting at 6:31 pm and stopping at exactly 9:47 pm. We will not divulge the exact date, as this would allow you to avoid your fate and create a paradox which would rip the universe apart.

 

[Twins of tickle]

The real truth

Mitchell

Being twins, do you both have the same ticklish spots?

We do in fact, although the reason for this is probably that we have so many that it would be nigh impossible to not coincide. We do have a varying degree of ticklishness on different areas. 😛oke3:

 

[Twins of tickle]

The revelation of the past

Fire Sprite

Was it Michelle that took my Jolly Ranchers out of my backpack in the third grade?

It was in fact. She was curious about the effects of decomposition. Go to the New York Public library, walk thirteen feet to the right, then go straight ahead until you find earth. continue on for 128 feets, then dig up the ground (it's marked by a big white X). You will then find what you seek, young one...

 

[Twins of tickle]

The gruesome thing that is death...

ChosenofMystra

What will be the cause of my death?

Ahh, Chosen, are you sure you wish to find out about such things? Once you know, there's no going back...

Still reading? Well, don't say we didn't warn you. Your current neighbor will have a mishap at home (slips in the bathtub) and your new neighbor will then try to construct a rocket launcher. It malfunctions and blows a new window into your home. Pissed as you rightly should be, you walk over and slips on his doorstep. On the way to the hospital the ambulance is hit by another car. You get up and walk away, your nose being put back in place due to the crash. Walking by a fruitstand, a moskito that came along with some fruits from Africa bites you, and you fall ill and die.

We warned you...

 

[tickleshotel]

Why is it whenever I try to follow a rainbow and reach the Gold, the rainbow doesn;t touch the ground?

 

[Bel]

I always wonder how they could get all the different cloured strips of tooth paste into the tube 😕

 

[Twins of tickle]

The truth of mutations

Knox The Hatter

I have often wondered why my right ear is lower than my left one...

Dear "Knox" (don't think we don't know your true name...), it just so happens that the area around Trenton is subject to mystical forces beyond the keen of most mortals. The presence of such forces causes an array of mysterious mutations to occur, such as itchings, singing frogs, the occasional Elvis sighting, and the relocation of lesser bodyparts.

 

[Twins of tickle]

The reality of human nature

kilitiinko1

If Jimmy crack corn and no one cares,how come there`s a song about it?

For the same reason that some actors make more than some countries.

For the same reason that there's more television shows than there are TV's.

For the same reason that we have Jackass.

People get bored...

 

[Twins of tickle]

Love is pain... or?

ChosenofMystra

Why do fools fall in love?

Ahh, a second post from Chosen, thank you. Obviously the reality of your demise has not traumatised you yet, as it does to so many.

The reasons fools fall in love, is because no sane person would ever choose to go through such agony.

Ohh, and btw (meaning "by the way" for you who haven't attained our state of supreme understanding), we're not sane at all...

 

[Twins of tickle]

birthrights?

steph

Who's your Mama?
XOXO

Biologically? Our mother Jenny.

Literally? Our mother Jenny.

Logically? Our mother Jenny.

Really? You, only you... 😛oke3:

 

[steph]

Hm, I have a sister named Jenny~any relation?
XOXO

steph


Biologically? Our mother Jenny.

Literally? Our mother Jenny.

Logically? Our mother Jenny.

Really? You, only you... 😛oke3:

 

[Twins of tickle]

The truth of ages

TKpervert

Ok ok Twins, you're oldtimers here just messing with our collective minds, right ?

Not at all, we're only 18 (soon 19, yay!). It's not our fault we've been blessed with this state of higher understanding and infinite knowledge...

 

[Twins of tickle]

The dark side of politics

Knox The Hatter

why is it that a candidate "stands" for election in the UK, while he "runs" here?

Simply because people don't tend to throw things at candidates that have been caught lying in the UK, allowing them to add a few extra pounds on themselves and sit back and relax. The american ones lack that luxury, and must be ready to sprint at any moment.

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

I'll hop on the bandwagon. How will I die?