The "Interview the Person Above You" Game!!!

[milagros317]

Is anything assaulting your ears now?

It is inevitable.

 

[subZer0]

Will you ever go back to Mistress Zara?



A delicious and distinctive flavour.

 

[Tamia78]

How would you describe the taste of Yak Testicles?



I didn't have anything else to do, so yeah, I just put it in.

--T

 

[isabeau]

is there ever anything to do much?

braids are so super cool...

 

[Dave2112]

Hmmm...I thought you said you were gonna shave that thing...




Somewhere between Cygnus X-1 and Deneb

 

[subZer0]

Say, did you ever manage to find your wang?



Never on a thursday, said the vicar.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Never on a thursday, said the vicar.

Do you drink every day?


I didn't do it!!!

 

[milagros317]

Who is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby?

Because it's required.

 

[Bliss Jericho]

why are you coated with that butter?


you said it wouldn't hurt!!

 

[milagros317]

Why didn't you take novacaine for that dental work?

It will get done by Tuesday at the latest.

 

[kered]

A butterknife vasectomy?



If you use dill pickles it won't hurt as much.

 

[milagros317]

Why is that pickle stuck up your nose?

It's better in Buffalo.

 

[subZer0]

Why is your head up there and not in your books?



Methyl ethyl ketone cannons

 

[Bliss Jericho]

what was your mother's maiden name again?


only if you kiss it first.

 

[Pokey]

How do you get a wish to come true when you through a coin in the fountain?




The pigeons at the RCA dome

 

[natural tickler]

Only one shake of the wang, or two?

Honestly, I cant recall

 

[milagros317]

When did the Cubs last get into the World Series?

I wanted to, that's why.

 

[Dave2112]

Why in the FUCK did you cancel Firefly?!?




It's funny, I was actually aiming for his balls.

 

[milagros317]

Why did you shoot an arrow into Michael Moore's knee?

After boiling it for ten minutes.

 

[Bliss Jericho]

how did you remove that tattoo from your behind?


no, it made me scream!

 

[Tamia78]

Did it make you smile when you saw your reflection in the mirror this morning?




That number was wrong! I actually blew all 359 of them.

 

[Bliss Jericho]

did you say there were 300 men hired at your company this year?


it takes way too long to finish.

 

[natural tickler]

You said you took your sister to be circumized?


It actually came with a coupon.

 

[Snail Shell]

Why did you buy that stuffed camel again?


It was all the monkey's fault.

Snail Shell

 

[Bliss Jericho]

why is your shirt so wet?


i only do it when nobody's looking.