The "Interview the Person Above You" Game!!!

[milagros317]

What did you think after jumping off the roof?

Two cows and one sheep.

 

[Dave2112]

What's the best Animal Sex Sandwich you can think of?


Oh, no, no, no.......Mr. Farnsworth detests cold soup....

 

[milagros317]

What did his wife say when the waiter suggested cold cucumber soup to Mr. Farnsworth?

Eleven o'clock at the earliest.

 

[Dave2112]

When are you gonna be done with your back-waxing so we can do this interview thing?



Suddenly, Albert spilled the contents out onto the tundra, ending all hope for the fledgling Lemming revolution.

 

[Snail Shell]

How did Albert stop the Lemming Revolution.

The third stick on the left.

Snail Shell

 

[milagros317]

What did you use to start the fire with?

No sooner than two weeks from now.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

How soon will winter be over?


It was a dark and stormy night.

 

[milagros317]

What phrase should you NOT use to begin your short story?

Two penguins and a goose.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What would be the strangest threesome involving birds?


A pair of handcuffs.

 

[milagros317]

What is harsher than a pair of padded leather wrist cuffs?

Two electric toothbrushes and a feather duster.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What are the best tickling tools to use?


It sounded like fun.

 

[milagros317]

Why did you have a three-hour session with Mistress Zara?

Two days or three at most.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

How long will it be before you're sober?


Third time's the charm.

 

[milagros317]

How many times does it take to learn to ski?

Two large dogs with big teeth.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What are you afraid of?


Turns out, he was a complete idiot.

 

[milagros317]

What did you think when you met Tom Cruise?

Two Siamese cats fornicating noisily.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You look terrible, did something keep you up last night?


Honesty is the best policy.

 

[milagros317]

Why haven't you forged any checks lately?

Tomorrow is soon enough.

 

[Camble]

When does George Bush leave office?

"Only with a dozen viagra"

 

[goddess_nemesis]

How is Hugh Hefner able to keep up with his three girlfriends?


I'll take your word for it.

 

[milagros317]

Do you realize how wonderful I am?

Two broken chairs and a table with only three legs.

 

[RUNOFFSTAGE]

What do your aggression problems usually lead to?



The man next door, but I was just a little scared.

 

[milagros317]

Who was prowling around your house last night?

Never with a cat in the room.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Do you post here often?

Healthy Choice frozen dinners and a broken pencil.

 

[Artoo]

What's your secret to long life?

Only if they're wearing a hat.