>> > > > A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse,
>> > > > and spotted the most beautiful, perfect
>> > > > "loaded" Lexus -- and walked over to inspect it closer.
>> > > >
>> > > > As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery,
>> > > > an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her.
>> > > > Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see
>> > > > if anyone had noticed.
>> > > >
>> > > > Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman.
>> > > > With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day,
>> > > > Madame. How may we help you today?"
>> > > >
>> > > > Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting
>> > > > as though nothing had happened, she smiled back
>> > > > and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
>> > > >
>> > > > Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very
>> > > > sorry to say that if you farted just touching it,
>> > > > you are gonna shit when you hear the price."
>> > > > and spotted the most beautiful, perfect
>> > > > "loaded" Lexus -- and walked over to inspect it closer.
>> > > >
>> > > > As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery,
>> > > > an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her.
>> > > > Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see
>> > > > if anyone had noticed.
>> > > >
>> > > > Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman.
>> > > > With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day,
>> > > > Madame. How may we help you today?"
>> > > >
>> > > > Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting
>> > > > as though nothing had happened, she smiled back
>> > > > and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
>> > > >
>> > > > Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very
>> > > > sorry to say that if you farted just touching it,
>> > > > you are gonna shit when you hear the price."
