The Official Tickle Fight Thread

[CellarDweller]

I notice you're nearly at Post # 1000 - only three to go. I hope it's in here, and that it's something special, worthy of the occasion...

Well, this is post 1000................so


runs to Seto, tickles his sides and underarms, just quick enough for some quick laughs, and then runs off.


What a fun 1000th post. 😎

 

[giggledude]

Well, this is post 1000................so


runs to Seto, tickles his sides and underarms, just quick enough for some quick laughs, and then runs off.


What a fun 1000th post. 😎

WEEEEEhehehahuhHEEEEE!

It's a good job I wasn't holding anything spillable, or we might have had quite a sad accident.

At any rate, happy 1,000th post. I am honoured to have been included.

 

[GoForTheLaugh1]

Hey, Seto and darkwolf!

You know how guys are supposed to give birthday punches?

Well, what do you think is the most appropriate way for all of us to help Cellardweller celebrate his 1,000th post on this tickling board? 😀 :happy: 😎

 

[giggledude]

Hey, Seto and darkwolf!

You know how guys are supposed to give birthday punches?

Well, what do you think is the most appropriate way for all of us to help Cellardweller celebrate his 1,000th post on this tickling board? 😀 :happy: 😎

Didn't I read somewhere that the proper gift for the occasion would be Tupperware?

I'd better look it up.

*checks etiquette book* ...here we are, 1,000th post... something Colonial. And what could be more Colonial than a public chastisement? Now all we need is a good accusation.

Well, that shouldn't be too hard. We don't want to accuse him of being a witch, because then we'd have to drown him. *looks through book at list of Colonial offences and sentences* All right, this ought to be a good one; we can accuse him of Laughing During Church Services. Now we just have to find him guilty, and we can get on with the sentence. *reads* "For this offence, the miscreant shall be placed in the stocks in the village square, during which time it is customary for the good citizens to provide him with ample cause for appropriate laughter."

This sounds promising. Shall I be Judge? *putting on the appropriate robe and wig* Now, will the prosecutor please level the accusation?

 

[CellarDweller]

Well, what do you think is the most appropriate way for all of us to help Cellardweller celebrate his 1,000th post on this tickling board? 😀 :happy: 😎

Uh oh.......me thinks I'm in trouble......... :wooha: :wooha: :wooha:

 

[CellarDweller]

*checks etiquette book* ...here we are, 1,000th post... something Colonial. And what could be more Colonial than a public chastisement? Now all we need is a good accusation.

Well, that shouldn't be too hard. We don't want to accuse him of being a witch, because then we'd have to drown him. *looks through book at list of Colonial offences and sentences* All right, this ought to be a good one; we can accuse him of Laughing During Church Services. Now we just have to find him guilty, and we can get on with the sentence. *reads* "For this offence, the miscreant shall be placed in the stocks in the village square, during which time it is customary for the good citizens to provide him with ample cause for appropriate laughter."

This sounds promising. Shall I be Judge? *putting on the appropriate robe and wig* Now, will the prosecutor please level the accusation?

Ummmmmm ahhhh ohhhhh ummm ahemm.....uhhhh.......

*how to get out of this???*

I don't attend church....it must've been someone else....... :wooha: :wooha: :wooha:

 

[giggledude]

Ummmmmm ahhhh ohhhhh ummm ahemm.....uhhhh.......

*how to get out of this???*

I don't attend church....it must've been someone else....... :wooha: :wooha: :wooha:

Well, well... let me see... as there doesn't seem to be any witness for the prosecution to claim that you were indeed the person laughing in church, I suppose even a Colonial judge has no other choice than to pronounce you... Not Guilty.

*sighs, then looks at etiquette book more closely*

Gracious, I must admit that I was in error. The offence of Laughing in Church is on page 291 of this book, and the punishment I was going to assign to it is on page 294.

*turns the stuck page*

Here we are, page 292. Ah, it appears that the penalty for Laughing in Church is to be obliged to host the Governor's Birthday Party, but, as you have been acquitted of that charge, that doesn't really concern us. But what was the offence for which you would have been put into the stocks? Let me see what's on the bottom of page 293... *reads*

Well, well, well. It appears that being put into the stocks is actually the punishment for Non-Attendance at Church, because, "He who Absents Himself from Worship on the Sabbath is Laughing at Almighty God, and requires a Chastisement that will Direct his Laughter into Appropriate Channels."

Now normally I would require a prosecutor to declare an indictment and produce evidence against you, but as you have just confessed to the crime with your own mouth, I have no qualms about declaring you Guilty, and we all know what the sentence is. The stocks it is.

*leads CD to the stockade and assists him in entering*

Now, are you quite comfortable? Very good. Perhaps GFTL would care to be the first to minister to you in your new situation?

 

[CellarDweller]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[GoForTheLaugh1]

Now, are you quite comfortable? Very good. Perhaps GFTL would care to be the first to minister to you in your new situation?

GFTL smiles wickedly.

"Do you even have to ask?"

He happily whips out the huge ostrich feathers he has been dying to use.

"I have four of them, and I'll gladly share with three of you!"

 

[giggledude]

GFTL smiles wickedly.

"Do you even have to ask?"

He happily whips out the huge ostrich feathers he has been dying to use.

"I have four of them, and I'll gladly share with three of you!"

I'm so pleased you'll get to use your ostrich feathers. It didn't seem likely you'd have the opportunity had you simply surprised somebody, at least not for more than a short time, but this is definitely the way for them to have a thorough outing. Though perhaps they are slightly opulent for the Colonial theme, that doesn't matter. I have something in mind for later that should be just the thing. Feel free to feather away.

 

[CellarDweller]

*struggles in stocks-awaites fate*

 

[GoForTheLaugh1]

"Agreed, Seto. And thanks to whoever was kind enough to remove the boots and socks from Cellardweller's feet. Makes it a lot easier."

GFTL hands a feather to Seto and leaves the other two on the ground for anyone who wishes to join in.

"I'll start, but the rest of you join in as soon as you're ready. Four hands are better than one."

GFTL runs his finger up Cellardweller's left foot once, getting precisely the reaction he wanted. "O.K., no problem here." He then begins tickling it with the giant ostrich feather he is holding.

 

[CellarDweller]

GFTL runs his finger up Cellardweller's left foot once, getting precisely the reaction he wanted. "O.K., no problem here." He then begins tickling it with the giant ostrich feather he is holding.

*slight giggles, grits teeth, bites lip.*

 

[giggledude]

*slight giggles, grits teeth, bites lip.*

This is typical. His tendency to giggle is a manifestation of his soul trying to confess itw wrongdoing to the Almighty, but you notice how the Black Heart of Sin inside him is causing him to resist his Impulse of Purification. My instinct was correct; we must instruct people as to the exact course of action required to save this poor sole. It's almost amusing how often the road to the soul winds through the sole. Carry on, GFTL; I shall return anon.

*goes to fetch the Sacred Quill Pen*

 

[darkwolf1]

looks at the feet befoe him......
walks around behind the newest victim...

i wonder.....how many ribs do you have?

 

[CellarDweller]

*continues to grit teeth, small beads of sweat on my forehead, some giggles exscape*

 

[darkwolf1]

runs gloved hands over the ticklish ribs with a little more speed and pressure...but not enough to dig in

 

[CellarDweller]

runs gloved hands over the ticklish ribs with a little more speed and pressure...but not enough to dig in

*slightly squirms, slides side to side......refusing to laugh*

:weird: :weird: :sharp_tee :sharp_tee :sharp_tee

 

[GoForTheLaugh1]

"Nice one, darkwolf! Ribs and feet at the same time is a deadly combination. Let him fight it all he wants; he'll be laughing loud and long soon."

GFTL continues tickling Cellardwellar's feet while darkwolf works on Cellardweller's ribs.

Since GFTL is enjoying himself, he starts to sing a Broadway tune, hoping Darkwolf, Seto and the rest will join in: "Make 'em laugh! Make 'em laugh! All the world loves to laugh!"

 

[CellarDweller]

*Can't hold back laughing any longer*

BWHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAAAAA!!!!

noooah0ohhhahahhaoooahahaaaa I I eehee I reepeenentaahaahaaaaaa!

 

[giggledude]

*Can't hold back laughing any longer*

BWHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAAAAA!!!!

noooah0ohhhahahhaoooahahaaaa I I eehee I reepeenentaahaahaaaaaa!

*returns with the Sacred Quill Pen*

Well, repentance is all well and good, but there is still more that needs to be done. When GFTL is ready for a little break, I shall have a message to inscribe.

 

[Jesso]

I'M BACK FROM VEGAS!

*Yay*

 

[GoForTheLaugh1]

GFTL beams ear to ear. "That was fun! I'll take a break now so Seto can inscribe away."

He then turns to Jesso. "Hello! Welcome back from Vegas. Feel free to get into a tickle fight with a woman or a man--whichever you prefer." 🙂

 

[CellarDweller]

*catches breath for the moment*

 

[giggledude]

*catches breath for the moment*

Just for the moment, of course. I have an appropriate inscription composed for just this occasion. Now, it has come to my attention that you have spent much of your time occupied with feet, which makes it appropriate to inscribe this message on them.

*begins to write with the Sacred Quill Pen, about which there will be a story to be related at another time*

"This Miscreant is Absent from Church because he is too busy letting people tickle us. But if you kindly tickle us until he cannot stand any more, he will Repent and be Saved."

Oh, dear, this won't do at all. Keep your feet STILL, sir, or the writing will appear sloppy. No, this decidedly will NOT do. I shall have to wash off the ink and write the message all over again.

*uses scrub brushes to wash the ink off CD's feet, then dries them off and begins writing again*

Tsk, tsk, tsk - I TOLD you to keep them still. You don't want me to have to do this all over again, do you?