Sockstickler
1st Level Black Feather
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Well, that might be from, um... *Points at your preference.*ticklefun said:"HAHA, you saw the trouble I had" *smirking solemly*
Well, that might be from, um... *Points at your preference.*ticklefun said:"HAHA, you saw the trouble I had" *smirking solemly*
*blushes* "touche...................................damn"* (LOL)Sockstickler said:Well, that might be from, um... *Points at your preference.*
ticklefun said:*cringes* "eeep you do not want her small! *winces* "God IF Jeawl and Karen team up - I'm toast!!" *looking around nervously*
*ponders offer "Hmmm Bodyguard eh?" *concidering opitions* "What is your rate? And what are your restrictions?" I inquire*Excess said:Sounds like you need bodyguards. For the right price, I may be willing to take the job. And you may be able to convince Socks as well. All I need is good pay, money's not that important since other "benefits" will come naturally, if y'know what I mean. 😉
"interesting" thinking about offer* "What would be the payrate you and Excess are concidering" I inquire carefully*Sockstickler said:Same here. I'm also willing to "protect" from any other females that come in here, for a decent pay of course. The additional benefits kind of work themselves out, you know?
ticklefun said:*smirking wickedly "Of course having bodyguards such as you two distinguished gentlemen will short circuit Karen!" i grin. "What guarentee do I have I won't be "JFK'd?" i ask suspicously*
*smirks and drops a briefcase on the table unlatches it and flips it open and spins it around "Two million dollars ensures my safety" I inquire*Excess said:Well, naturally if we weren't around here and you were, you'd be on your own. But if we were around, you'd have any protection you'd want. And I wouldn't worry about Karen, both me and Socks are capable of keeping her in her place individually, so together we could take care of just about anyone. 😉 My pay-rate is...well, enough, but I'm sure you could afford it.
*Looks in the briefcase and stares, ala Pulp Fiction*ticklefun said:*smirks and drops a briefcase on the table unlatches it and flips it open and spins it around "Two million dollars ensures my safety" I inquire*
*smirks reaching down and produces another briefcase and flips it open "Here's your cut Socks also two million" *grinning* "It's nice doing buisness with you gents"*Sockstickler said:*Looks in the briefcase and stares, ala Pulp Fiction*
ticklefun said:*smirks and drops a briefcase on the table unlatches it and flips it open and spins it around "Two million dollars ensures my safety" I inquire*
*watching "Not to worry it's all there" waits as he counts dollars "Excellant we have an agreement" *nods casually*Excess said:*takes the breifcase, inspecting the money carefully* Ok, Done! From now on, if you ever need me, just contact me, or let me know if you want a tickle-crazed person dealt with, and you'll have it.
ticklefun said:*watching "Not to worry it's all there" waits as he counts dollars "Excellant we have an agreement" *nods casually*
*nods "Excellant"*Sockstickler said:*Inspects my own take carefully, holding bills up to the light at random* Works for me too. *Closes case* A pleasure doing business with you.
BigNorm said:people, alive at this hour? amazing...
*nodding in agreement "It will be nice to have some muscle should I need it" I grin*Sockstickler said:*Inspects my own take carefully, holding bills up to the light at random* Works for me too. *Closes case* A pleasure doing business with you.
*nods "Hi Norm"BigNorm said:people, alive at this hour? amazing...
ticklefun said:*insert Socks post here*
*nods "Excellant"*
*insert Socks same post as above here*
*nodding in agreement "It will be nice to have some muscle should I need it" I grin*
a hiccup?Excess said:The hell?!
ticklefun said:a hiccup?
*realised too late that I can't walk and talk and chew gum at the same time*Excess said:Okaaaaaaaaay. Being your bodyguard and all, I just have to ask for your own good....are you sane? Cuz you just responded to the same post twice.