*steps up on the stage in a black v-cut turtleneck, dark jeans, black boots and black cowboy hat*
We got winners, (spotlight hits me) we got losers (spotlight hits Ex)
Chain smokers and boozers (spotlight hits Helen)
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thristy hitchhikers
And the girls next door dress up like movie stars (Helen, Sammi, and myself)
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
We got cowboys, we got truckers
Broken-hearted fools and suckers (Senshi)
And we got hustlers, we got fighters (Ex again)
Early birds and all-nighters
And the veterans talk about their battle scars (Me and SnailShell)
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
[Chorus:]
I love this bar
It's my kind of place
Just walkin' through the front door
Puts a big smile on my face
It ain't too far, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
I've seen short skirts, we got high-techs
Blue-collar boys and rednecks
And we got lovers, lots of lookers
And I've even seen dancing girls and hookers (turns spotlight off just in case)
And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar (Holds up rum in a mason jar)
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Yes I do
I like my truck (I like my truck)
I like my girlfriend (I like my girlfriend)
I like to take her out to dinner
I like a movie now and then
But I love this bar
It's my kind of place
Just trollin' around the dance floor
Puts a big smile on my face
No cover charge, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
We got divorcees and a big bouncer man
An old jukebox and a real bad band
We got waitresses and we got barflies
A dumb-ass and a wise-guy (Ex both times)
If you get too drunk just sleep out in your car
Reason number 672 why
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Play it on out boys
Beer-thirty's over
Got to take it on home
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
I just love it