Alrighty, the grand finale:
*Dogg eyes the big red button on his control board that says "GRAND FINALE" and slams it. After that push, firework after firework is shot into the sky at 2 second intervals. "Tinsel" 'works, light show 'works, "cluster" 'works, "sparkler" 'works, rapid-fire rocket 'works, everything seen previously at the same time. Then five fireworks go off in 3 second intervals: the first one is the light show K, the second is the Tinsel A, the third is the sparkler R, the fourth is the bright red E and the fifth is the bright blue N. After about 5 seconds, five fireworks shoot high into the sky and explode with a bright and lasting white light, spelling the full name: KAREN.
Well that's it for me and the 'works. I don't know about you, but I can definitely use a beer now!
*Dogg proceeds to bar to get a beer.