The Official TKLVR18 Fan Club Thread

[TKLVR181]

*convulses fighting to remain upright "YYEEHHHAAW cuuuuut it out HAWHAAAAWYYEEHHHHAAAAW!" helpless to fight back now attempts fleeing*

*Falls over as I was sort of using him for support, when he moves my face hits the floor*

Oooopsh!! 😱

 

[Hayden137]

*I think you're a bit too young for alcohol, sir! *downs a bottle of Vodka*

Ah tout chez... But I'm not too young to learn

 

[Ticklish Old Man]

*Falls over as I was sort of using him for support, when he moves my face hits the floor*

Oooopsh!! 😱

*sees you falling catches you before you hit the floor*

 

[TKLVR181]

*sees you falling catches you before you hit the floor*

Oh, why thank yoush! How shweet! *Stands up and drinks more*


Anybody want a drinksh? *goes behind the bar*

 

[Ticklish Old Man]

Oh, why thank yoush! How shweet! *Stands up and drinks more*


Anybody want a drinksh? *goes behind the bar*

*gently takes Karen by the arm "Come on Hostess have a seat" carefully leads Karen out fro behind bar to a chair and sits her down "Hey Ex could you get the *snickers* ineborated young lady some coffee?"*

 

[TKLVR181]

*gently takes Karen by the arm "Come on Hostess have a seat" carefully leads Karen out fro behind bar to a chair and sits her down "Hey Ex could you get the *snickers* ineborated young lady some coffee?"*

I ain't no inebriated, I'm drunk, and there'sh nothing wrong with that and I can handle myself perfectly fine and...*passes out*

 

[Ticklish Old Man]

I ain't no inebriated, I'm drunk, and there'sh nothing wrong with that and I can handle myself perfectly fine and...*passes out*

*laughs patting her on the head "Good girl, sleep it off!" I smirk* "tsk tsk"

 

[TKLVR181]

*laughs patting her on the head "Good girl, sleep it off!" I smirk* "tsk tsk"

*Head pops up, I grab the hand that patted me and twists it around behind him*

NEVER touch me.

Oh, and I'm no longer drunk, either. I metabolize really fast😛

 

[Ticklish Old Man]

*Head pops up, I grab the hand that patted me and twists it around behind him*

NEVER touch me.

Oh, and I'm no longer drunk, either. I metabolize really fast😛

*spins to free free myself from armbar eyes go wide "WHAT? you're sober??? I knew it was a trick!!" i shake my head*

 

[TKLVR181]

*spins to free free myself from armbar eyes go wide "WHAT? you're sober??? I knew it was a trick!!" i shake my head*

Oh, don't worry, I wasn't sober til about thirty seconds after I passed out. I put new meaning to the phrase "sleep it off" 😛

 

[Ticklish Old Man]

Oh, don't worry, I wasn't sober til about thirty seconds after I passed out. I put new meaning to the phrase "sleep it off" 😛

*quickly trips you and lowers you to the floor "So then sleep it off HAR HAR HAR!"*

 

[TKLVR181]

*quickly trips you and lowers you to the floor "So then sleep it off HAR HAR HAR!"*

*Pulls him down and stands back up quickly* I already have! *attacks his stomach*

 

[Ticklish Old Man]

*Pulls him down and stands back up quickly* I already have! *attacks his stomach*

*flailing around "GIIHAWHAWHAWHAW stoooooooop HAWHAWGEEYYEEHHHAWAAAW noooooo!"*

 

[TKLVR181]

*flailing around "GIIHAWHAWHAWHAW stoooooooop HAWHAWGEEYYEEHHHAWAAAW noooooo!"*

OOoh yes. Hand ME my ass in the tf thread, will ya? *blows a huge rasperry on his bare stomach* Take THAT!

 

[Ticklish Old Man]

OOoh yes. Hand ME my ass in the tf thread, will ya? *blows a huge rasperry on his bare stomach* Take THAT!

(hand you your ass??? HA HA! I LOVE IT!!! gloats!!)
"BBAAAHHHAAAW noooooo!" wriggling wildly

 

[BigNorm]

*sips his '63 Bollinger from his sparkling wine glass*

seems malady can't hold her liquor :tounge:

 

[TKLVR181]

(hand you your ass??? HA HA! I LOVE IT!!! gloats!!)
"BBAAAHHHAAAW noooooo!" wriggling wildly

hah I'll let you up...but only 'cuz I'm pwning you in the tf thread again :happy:

And no, no I can't, I never could. Get me half-drunk, tho, and I'm a lot of fun:happy:

 

[Ticklish Old Man]

hah I'll let you up...but only 'cuz I'm pwning you in the tf thread again :happy:

And no, no I can't, I never could. Get me half-drunk, tho, and I'm a lot of fun:happy:

*responds to your kindness with a hug*

 

[F.L. Atlanta 10]

hah I'll let you up...but only 'cuz I'm pwning you in the tf thread again :happy:

And no, no I can't, I never could. Get me half-drunk, tho, and I'm a lot of fun:happy:

Hmm *thinks about how much fun Karen is really when she is half drunk* :happy:

 

[Ticklish Old Man]

Hmm *thinks about how much fun Karen is really when she is half drunk* :happy:

humourously hammered?

 

[Ticklish Old Man]

*enters thread and looks around, grabs a Coke from fridge and sits at a table leaning chair back against wall sipping casually "I'll just lay low in here"*

 

[TKLVR181]

*lights go down, except for a single spotlight on the stage, hits a tall figure clad in denim, music plays and I start singin*

Way on down to southern Alabama
With the guitars jammin' that's where we're headed
Straight up to Butte, Montana singin' Lord I was born a ramblin' man
California to Oregon
Even New York City got one or two hillbillies ready to hit the road
It's a brother and a sister kinda thang
Raise up your hands if you all wanna hang with
Me and my gang
We live to ride, we ride to live
Me and my gang
Jump on that train
Grab a hold of them reigns
We gonna rock this thang, cock this thang
Me and my gang
We got hippies, gypsies, freaks and geeks
High class women in Daisy Duke denim
Bangin' on gongs and singin' our songs
Dude named Elrod jammin' on an Ipod
Beer and bonfires
Wide open throttle, Coors in a bottle
It's all for one and ONE FOR ALL YA'LL
It's a brother and a sister kinda thang
Raise up your hands if you all wanna hang with
With me and my gang
We live to ride, we ride to live
Me and my gang
Jump on that train
Grab a hold of them reigns
We gonna rock this thang, cock this thang
Me and my gang

*Music stops* I'm baa-aack!😀

 

[Excess]

LOL, and no one even welcomes her back after that "entrance". :laughing:

 

[Big_Dogg85]

Encore!!!! Encore!!!!

 

[Violetta]

*pimps CDs of Karen's performance* n_n Can't blame a girl for tryin' to make a little cash.