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The one-liner thread

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What does one say to a militant feminist who has no arms and no legs?

Nice tits, chick!
 
What's black and brown and looks good on a politician?

A doberman pincher.
 
Whats red and green and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
 
Boo!! *Bashes kurch with a fish stuffed with orange marmalade.* 😛
 
Whats silver and orange and goes a 100 miles per hour? A nice Salmon stuffed with orange marmalade in a blender.
 
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? Both have a 1 in 3 million chance of becoming human.
 
What goes clop, clop, clop, bang, bang, bang, clop, clop, clop?
An Amish drive by
 
These are great! Thanks Jim 🙂

Here's one for ya......😛

How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.
 
luv2bt&tickled said:
These are great! Thanks Jim 🙂

Here's one for ya......😛

How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.
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😀 funny stuff! great thread soleseeker!🙂

Uh, I have no one liner. Well, maybe I do.

What do you get when SI messes with fire?:devil:
A puddle of water!😀
 
How do you get six elephants in a volkswagen?
three in the front and three in the back.
 
And now fer sumpin' completely different...

Where do you find mangoes?

Wherever woman goes...

Cheers.😀
 
If I had me a plane ticket to Penn right about now SOMEONE would be in a lot of trouble.
 
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