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The Orange Marmalade Thread

kurchatovium

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Ok, Ok I know what your thinking I have really lost it. Way too much medication...perhaps. However this thread has nothing to do with war, politics, or religion therefore has zero flame potential. Also that means it probably won't get pulled unless the moderators think its just way too crazy. Thus I decided to lighten things up with this the Orange Marmalade thread. Feel free to discuss anything you wish about orange marmalade. Now I don't want posts about how orange marmalade proves the existence of God or that the president is inciting war in the middle east to please the giant marmalade lobbies. I want some recipes. How do you enjoy your orange marmalade? Can you make it go rancid by staring at it like I can? Stuff like that. Enjoy. (The following is another thread from Kurchatovium Thread Technologies where our motto now is "I don't think we have motto")
 
I always see orange marmalade, but what about grape marmalade? What about apple marmalade? What about peach marmalade?

It's discrimination, I tell ya! They only use oranges....that's discriminating against other fruits!

Equal rights for Apples! They want to be marmalade too!
 
GRRR Marmalade is deceptive I fear it has taken you over Kurch I will do my best to save us all
 
Did you know that...

Orange Marmalade can also be educational?

It was our friend Orange Marmalade that first taught me that a "PAMPLEMOUSSE" is not some deadly, carnivorous cousin to the gentle tundra roaming moose so common in the Great White North.

Au contraire, it's simply the French word for grapefruit. It's a shame that I didn't learn this earlier... I might not have been "traumatized" as a young child by my father who insisted on "attacking" my brother and I with the jar of marmalade.

*Shudder*

I'll never forget him "walking" that jar menacingly across the breakfast table at us while shouting, "pample, pample, pample..." Hmmm... No wonder I need such large quantities of Kurchatovium's medication! 😉
 
Ticklemaster750 said:
I always see orange marmalade, but what about grape marmalade? What about apple marmalade? What about peach marmalade?

It's discrimination, I tell ya! They only use oranges....that's discriminating against other fruits!

Equal rights for Apples! They want to be marmalade too!


NO LIME WILL BE LEFT BEHIND!!!
 
Limeoutsider said:



NO LIME WILL BE LEFT BEHIND!!!

I am going to write to my Congressman about the "gross neglect of apples and other fruits in Marmalade".

The "Only oranges need apply" laws have got to go. This is a classic case of fruit discrimination.

Maybe I can convince Jesse Jackson or Jesse Helms to take the case to the Supreme Courts.

The days of turning away other fruits, in favor of oranges, is gone

**TM starts to chant**

"No Fruit Turned Away"
"No Fruit Turned Away"
"No Fruit Turned Away"
"No Fruit Turned Away"
"No Fruit Turned Away"


Everybody start chanting. Make your voices heard!
 
I have a dream that one day all fruits will be able to be turned into marmalade.
 
Ticklemaster750 said:



Maybe I can convince Jesse Jackson or Jesse Helms to take the case to the Supreme Courts.

!



What about that guy from wrestling? Jesse Ventura? He seems intimidating enough.
 
kurchatovium said:
I have a dream that one day all fruits will be able to be turned into marmalade.

I am preparing to march to the Smucker plant to protest their neglect of other fruits, in favor of oranges only.

Let's all march for equality of ALL fruits


*All we are saying, is give grapes a chance*
 
Just to let you know TKpervert I did think of this thread, but thanks for making I knew one. You can never have enough orange marmalade.😀
 
I knew that this thread looked familiar. NO LIME WILL BE LEFT BEHIND was somethnig like my 6th post here...that brought back memories.
 
Orange Marmalade is always sweet, always sticky, and always revered around the world, but don't ever apply it to hot toast due to its explosive past.
That's when the Ms. Hung Dynasty came into being in 1551 A.D.
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TKpervert said:
Orange Marmalade is always sweet, always sticky, and always revered around the world, but don't ever apply it to hot toast due to its explosive past.
That's when the Ms. Hung Dynasty came into being in 1551 A.D.
C'mon now TKpervert... you can't *really* be blaming Orange Marmalade for "Dynasty", can you? Everyone knows that was Aaron Spelling's fault!!! You also may want to verify that date - I think it was closer to 1981 A.D. 😀
 
Orange Marmalade Rules!
Orange Marmalade Rules!
Orange Marmalade Rules!
Orange Marmalade Rules!
Orange Marmalade Rules!
 
Is'nt orange marmalade the kind where they put the peels of the orange in with it? See... thats just wrong..thats like puting the eggshells in your scrambled eggs. Unless of coarse i'm thinking of the wrong thing then nevermind..carry on.😀
 
I do believe that this orange marmalade fetish is against God himself, Kurch.

The power of Christ compels you...The power of Christ compels you!!

Basically, take two exorcisms and call me in the morning.😛

Cheers.😀
 
Don't you see Moses God made orange marmalade. Its God's gift to humanity. The way too learn of God's great love for humanity is through orange marmalade. Man this medication sure makes say some strange stuff...😀
 
Its not the medication.........................ITS THE MARMALADE!! :happyfloa
 
A surrealistic tribute to Orange Marmalade. Which we all know rules.😀

Marmalade2.jpg
 
Thank you cleopatra2003. Did I mention that orange marmalade is very healthy and nutritious and should be part of everyones diet.
 
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