> > > A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart
with
> >
> > > her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way
through
> >
> > > the entrance.
> >
> > >
> >
> > > The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart
....
> >
> > > Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
> >
> > >
> >
> > > The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they
>ain't,
> >
> > > the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell
>would
> >
> > > you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look
alike?"
> >
> > >
> >
> > > "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid
> >
> > > twice!"
> >
> > >
with
> >
> > > her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way
through
> >
> > > the entrance.
> >
> > >
> >
> > > The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart
....
> >
> > > Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
> >
> > >
> >
> > > The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they
>ain't,
> >
> > > the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell
>would
> >
> > > you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look
alike?"
> >
> > >
> >
> > > "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid
> >
> > > twice!"
> >
> > >
