The Public Service Announcement Thread

[kurchatovium]

The following is a Public Service Announcement:

Do not whiz on anything electrical or on hyperplasma that is less than six dimensional. Thank you.

Are there any other Public Service Announcements out there?

 

[Limeoutsider]

Save the Limes
www.candystand.com
2 days left!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bticklishfeet]

I voted to save the limes but my favorite is cherry.

 

[Kraftie]

Don't eat yellow snow!

(I voted to save the Limes, too!) 🙂

 

[BigJim]

Here is a public service announcement.........


Would bored members please stop wasting the TMF's bandwidth with pointless threads. Thank you. 😀😀😀

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Hey, he could've done another orange marmalade thread.

 

[BigJim]

Hey, he could've done another orange marmalade thread.

LOL Very true. Maybe I should be grateful?

 

[ShiningIce]

Thank you for that very serious warning I was truly about to piss on hyperplasma too thank God u mad that post.

 

[BettyBoop2002]

Ice voted for the TO SAVE ORANGE MARMALADE!!!! LOL HE EVEN PROTESTED!!!! SAVE THE ORANGE MARMALADE FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!!!!!This was a public service announcement

 

[His Divine Shadow]

"Beeeeeep! This is a test of the emergency spammer system. Beeeeeep!"

"If this had been an actual alert, all TMF members would have been obligated to pounce on and beat the living %$@#&^*!! out of the Spammer. This concludes our broadcast day."

 

[BettyBoop2002]

ROFTLMAO!!!!!!!

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Liked that one, Eh?

"Ding, Dang, Dong! This is a test of the Golden Feather Alert System."
"Were this a real alert, we would all be forced to bow before the might of Venray1 (He'll get there first unless he gets carpal tunnel)"

"This concludes our test. We now return you to your regularly schedualed program."

 

[BigJim]

Bing Bong!!!!!


*Irish Accent*

Now hear this! Now here this! This is anouncing the departue of Irish Airlines flight number 703, flying to West Belfast!!!
Departing from gate number 9 when the big hand is on the twelve.........

 

[kurchatovium]

The man who believes in the Illuminati thinks this is pointless, thats funny 😀 . If you have ever known someone who has whizzed on an electrical device or fence you would know it is darn sound advice.😀

 

[His Divine Shadow]

He's right about that one. (I do know someone who did)

 

[BigJim]

The man who believes in the Illuminati thinks this is pointless, thats funny 😀 .

Oh, BITCH-SLAPPING CONTEST! 😀😀😀

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Can I be referee? Please?😀

 

[kurchatovium]

Considering I don't know what a bitch slapping contest is I think BigJim would probably win easily. 😀

 

[His Divine Shadow]

"Attention, please excuse the interupption. The bitch-slapping contest between BigJ and Kurch has been postponed until someone explains to Kurch just what it's all about. Thank you."

 

[BigJim]

"Attention, please excuse the interupption. The bitch-slapping contest between BigJ and Kurch has been postponed until someone explains to Kurch just what it's all about. Thank you."

Well it's, umm......it's ...ahh............oh crap, why don't we just swing handbags at 5 paces?

 

[BigJim]

Attrention, this is a public service newsflash!!!!


Shergar, the horse kidnapped by the IRA in the 1970's has been found dead in a basement in Dublin, with a bullet hole through his head.

Irish police are treating it as suicide.......

 

[His Divine Shadow]

"Attention please! This is an important announcement. There are no infidels in Baghdad. The Americans are slaughtering themselves upon our glorious cities defenses. Even as I speak, they are commiting sucicde by the millions! We shall advance until our invincible army captures their White House!"

(Just wanted to fill in for Iraq's Information Minister since he's dead now.)

 

[BigJim]

"Attention please! This is an important announcement. There are no infidels in Baghdad. The Americans are slaughtering themselves upon our glorious cities defenses. Even as I speak, they are commiting sucicde by the millions! We shall advance until our invincible army captures their White House!"

(Just wanted to fill in for Iraq's Information Minister since he's dead now.)

Public Service Announcement: George Formby wrote a song about the Iraqi info minister.


"Hanging from a lampost, on the corner of the street......."