The Pun Thread

[StonebornLegion]

In his defense, you don't exactly pronounce it as Sofa Kingdom.

Here's a hint Cog, separate each by their syllables.

 

[Oblivion]

I got it after I sat here like a lark repeating it. The first time the joke was said, I was about five shots in.

Sofa kingdom.

 

[Hyena]

Sofa King drunk.

 

[StonebornLegion]

This is what I get for trying to help.

Too little too late.

 

[Nuciferyne]

I got it after I sat here like a lark repeating it. The first time the joke was said, I was about five shots in.

Sofa kingdom.

I felt so bad for you, but I just... xDDD
Might wanna go polish that crown.

 

[Oblivion]

It was my crowning achievement until this debacle.

 

[BlackDragonScar]

It was my crowning achievement until this debacle.

sounds like you were royally screwed

 

[Nuciferyne]

sounds like you were royally screwed

LOL! That was EXACTLY what I was going to say! *high five*

 

[BlackDragonScar]

LOL! That was EXACTLY what I was going to say! *high five*

haha *high fives*

 

[dalekfire]

What's the difference between an old bus stop and a playboy lobster?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean! :lol

:cheese:

 

[StonebornLegion]

What's the difference between an old bus stop and a playboy lobster?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean! :lol

:cheese:

Is this a pun thread or a dad joke thread? The lines are really blurring.

 

[BlackDragonScar]

I guess you don't see the bad jokes in front of you 😉