The Random Questions People Ask You.

[Ticklebell]

Hey. My friend Ryan asked me the weirdest thing. And I thought, God this goes right up there with the stupidest questions is history. Y'ever get friends who just expect you to know ridiculous things, or to ponder the absurd? Here's the question I was asked, in all seriousness:

"Hey Caitie, do you think whales have a g-spot?"

 

[the_Baron]

i would think not. you can't get a flipper in there to stimulate it.

but that aside, how about this dandy:

(more like a comment) - "oh, and brad, if they don't have what i want at the store, please don't get it".

oh, okay. i'll keep that in mind!

 

[TicklishSinner]

im usually the oddball who asks the wierd questions...and now i wonder if whales do have g-spots

 

[the_Baron]

blow-holes yes! G-spots, no!

 

[TicklishSinner]

how do you know...

have you inspected a whale????

 

[the_Baron]

i know all the good spots in the whole wide world.



😉

 

[Roseblossom]

"Hey Caitie, do you think whales have a g-spot?"

I bet they do, but the males can never find it.

😛

 

[The Sean Man]

"but the males can never find it?"

Pretty funny comment coming from someone who talks of 'disrespect and contempt' when it comes to jokes about the female gender.

The Sean Man

 

[TicklishSinner]

lol rosie!

hahaha...well...the g-spot can be a difficult one to find sometimes..LOL

 

[The Sean Man]

But when you DO find it....heh heh heh heh heh.....

The Sean Man

 

[Moses25]

i know all the good spots in the whole wide world.

😉

Could you please tell me if there is a good Chinese restaurant in Karachi?

Cheers.😀

 

[Flatfoot]

As far as weird questions and statements, I was always curious if somebody's ever dissected a sperm whale before. I wonder how big their internals must be.

Also, how in the world do shellfish like clams, mussels, lobsters, and crabs reproduce?

 

[ticklebutton]

Re: Re: The Random Questions People Ask You.

I bet they do, but the males can never find it.

😛

lol Rose, nobody can, but the good ones are willing to try!

Button

 

[ticklebutton]

...I wonder how big their internals must be.

Don't know about their innards, but the male's testicles weigh about 75 pounds apiece.

It's kind of touching to me that whales are among the few mammals that mate face-to-face.

Button

 

[Ticklebell]

Meanwhile, the phallus of a whale is called a dork. These things are huge. Mating must be done quickly. The male must extend, insert, release, pull out, and retract his dork before the water can get to him. Otherwise, the dork will freeze, and may shatter.
OUCH!!!

Mwah!
-Bell

 

[Flatfoot]

Meanwhile, the phallus of a whale is called a dork. These things are huge. Mating must be done quickly. The male must extend, insert, release, pull out, and retract his dork before the water can get to him. Otherwise, the dork will freeze, and may shatter.
OUCH!!!

Mwah!
-Bell

LOL So THAT'S where the term dork came from. It sure beats calling your buddy a whale penis! 😀

 

[Ticklebell]

Yup, so Aaaall through elementary school, we were, in fact calling eachother big dicks. Aw, isn't that the cutest thing ya ever did hear?

 

[Roseblossom]

Aw, isn't that the cutest thing ya ever did hear?

Awwww yeah, we were so darling!

I hope you're showing your friend these responses, Ticklebell. 😛

~Rose~