The Rule Thread, make em don't break em.

[RobAce]

Ok, I just got done watching Zombieland....it was EPIC.

But that gave me the idea for this thread. Much like it had rules, let post our own.

The idea here is simple....make your posts like this:

Rule #1. Listen to the Blue Eyed Mexican, even if your inclined not too.

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Now go ahead....make your own. Lets see how many rules we can get.

Rob

 

[badreligion]

Rule 2- Never look a monkey in the eye

 

[RobAce]

Rule #3. Coaster are for drinks, not table hockey.

Rob

 

[RobAce]

Rule #4. Don't tell a chick your a musician when all you play is Guitar Hero.

Rob

 

[c7_assassin]

Rule #5: Karoake is acceptable only when you are positive it will get you laid later that night.

 

[Brock Samson]

Rule #6: Don't eat yellow snow!

 

[RobAce]

Rule #7. Do not eat cookies in bed, unless your Cookie Monster or dating a girl named Cookie.

Rob

 

[Brock Samson]

Rule #8: Never, and I mean NEVER, take a cell phone with you while checking up on a herd of sleeping cattle!

 

[RobAce]

Rule #9. Unzip your pants only if your sure Richard Simmons is not around.

Rob

 

[RobAce]

Rule #10. Pancakes are great for breakfast, not as snowshoes.

Rob

 

[RobAce]

Rule #11. Never kiss a girl you don't know that is coming out of the County Health Department.

Rob

 

[c7_assassin]

Rule #12: Drinking alone is only acceptable if you're a total badass who knows better than to put up with other people's bullshit.

 

[Brock Samson]

Rule #13: Socks and sandals are never to be worn together, only separately.

 

[RobAce]

Rule #14. Dane Cook only appears to be funny, in reality he is not.

Rob

 

[natural tickler]

Rule # 15 Karate is for defense only

 

[c7_assassin]

Rule #16: Hitting a woman is only acceptable if she disrespects your rightful authority.

 

[natural tickler]

Rule #17 first learn Rule #15

 

[Brock Samson]

Rule #18: It is not ok to do something solely because you saw it on tv and are easily amused!

 

[Brock Samson]

Rule #19: Do not post at the same time as someone else. EVER!

 

[RobAce]

Rule #20. Filing cabinets can double as dressers when you don't have room in your mobile home.

Rob

 

[c7_assassin]

Rule #21: If you drive an SUV, and I hear you complaining about the price of gasoline, I get to shoot you.

 

[RobAce]

Rule #22. When aiming a gun you must yell, "Hey you jive turkey, over here!" before you shoot, followed by the theme of shaft as you walk away.

Rob

 

[c7_assassin]

Rule #23: If you give me shit about eating veal, and you wear shoes that were made by orphans in India, I get to shoot you.

 

[Brock Samson]

Rule #24: Owners of any performance vehicle must drive at least 5mph faster than the speed limit at all times.

 

[RobAce]

Rule #25. I'm afraid the deflector shields will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

Rob