The Scandalous Rumor Thread

[Helena]

I heard Helena is so thin she was voted Miss Telephone Pole 2007.😛

I heard Buggy can't figure out how to use his DVD player, and is very upset that he can not watch "The Bridges Of Madison County." Awwww, Bug, you had your tissues and your popcorn all ready. Damn.

 

[huskys]

I heard that the favourite saying of Kered's birds is "Open up, this is the police"!! 😛

 

[cloudgazer2k]

i heard from a friend, that got this from his cousin's friend's sister in law's half brother's oldest son that:

bugman is actually a Dalek
steph washes her hair with custard
Chosen washes his d20's with holy water to "Cleanse the Evillll"

and the biggest, most jaw dropping rumor in history:
Kurch is secretly building an army of armored, blood-thirsty Vorpal Bunnies to take over Delaware!

 

[Helena]

I heard Buggy is sooooooooooo out of shape that he needs to take a nap after he removes his snow boots.

 

[Helena]

I heard that Buggy likes to tickle feet that feel like ice cubes. I heard that buggy only wears flip flops in the snow. He goes to Walmart and buys them in bulk........100 for $5.00.

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena uses snow shoes for flip flops,since the tennis rackets were to small.😛

 

[Helena]

I heard maniac tickler is all talk and no action.

 

[milagros317]

I heard that Natural Tickler is made of artificial chemicals. 😱

 

[Helena]

I heard Buggy is willing to do "whatever it takes" to sell his web of love performances with Helga Nailbiter on clips for sale.

 

[Helena]

I heard Robby likes to watch Dr. Phil. YIKES!

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena is quite proud of her soupedup 1973 Ford Pinto,which is the hit of her trailer park.😛

 

[natural tickler]

I heard that Mils is a spokesperson for salads 😱

 

[kered]

I heard Helena is quite proud of her soupedup 1973 Ford Pinto,which is the hit of her trailer park.😛

The one up on blocks or the other one with the pizza delivery sign? 😛

 

[Helena]

I heard that kered was caught behind a slow moving pinto during rush hour on the free way. "Damn it. I'll be late for the ice skating on ESPN."

 

[milagros317]

I heard that NEST was canceled. 😱
(That's about the worst rumor I can think of for the TMF. 😛 )

 

[Bugman]

I heard that Mil's is really a Giants fan.

 

[kered]

I heard that since import tax levies were raised the US will no longer import Lavagulin! 😱

 

[Helena]

I heard that Kered likes to be spanked.

 

[Helena]

I heard that Buggy is really a LEE!

 

[RobAce]

Ive heard.................some things..........I just cant disclose them right now. 😎

Rob

 

[Helena]

I heard Robby gets up bright and early every morning to glue his wig to his head.

 

[RobAce]

I heard that Helena LOVES the wigs I choose....especially the ones I use for role-play!!! 😱

Rob

 

[Helena]

I heard Robby's glasses are so thick that they extend to the end of his nose.

 

[RobAce]

I heard it all so I can say "all the better to see you with my dear."

I also heard you find glasses on a man.............SSSEEEXXXXAAAAAYYYY!!

Rob

 

[Helena]

I heard that Helena LOVES the wigs I choose....especially the ones I use for role-play!!! 😱

Rob

I heard that when Robby role-plays, he likes to remove his nylon stockings very, very, verrrry slowly; that's the way that Kered likes it.