The slug and the hottub

[isabeau]

ok the slug was not in the hottub, but beside it.and i didn't see it until after i had taken off the cover..and was putting some more water in the tub..it had rained earlier today..i just wonder how in the hell did that giant slug get on my deck??? grr ok here it is..


there was a slug near the hottub
and i nearly had a fit..

not a bug, but a slug,
and i went into a snit

"david david" did i scream
"help me help it's not a dream

this slug is ten inches that i swear
get your big old ass out here"


he got a broom and swept the slug
he swept and swept it from the tub
the slug did curl the slug did squirm
that giant slug was no damn worm

the hottub now is free of slugs
it's free of slugs, and big old bugs
izzy is free to do her thing
in the hottub she sings and sings..

"take that you slug, don't even think
to mess around with brooms and ink.
go spread that icky goo elsewhere,
you are not wanted here or there"
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[milagros317]

Cute poem.
I wish I had a hot tub.

 

[DalekNfra]

ok the slug was not in the hottub, but beside it.and i didn't see it until after i had taken off the cover..and was putting some more water in the tub..it had rained earlier today..i just wonder how in the hell did that giant slug get on my deck??? grr ok here it is..


there was a slug near the hottub
and i nearly had a fit..

not a bug, but a slug,
and i went into a snit

"david david" did i scream
"help me help it's not a dream

this slug is ten inches that i swear
get your big old ass out here"


he got a broom and swept the slug
he swept and swept it from the tub
the slug did curl the slug did squirm
that giant slug was no damn worm

the hottub now is free of slugs
it's free of slugs, and big old bugs
izzy is free to do her thing
in the hottub she sings and sings..

"take that you slug, don't even think
to mess around with brooms and ink.
go spread that icky goo elsewhere,
you are not wanted here or there"
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My dear,you should have burnt that sucker,since slugs hate heat and cold!Or do what I would've done,pour some salt on it and watch it shibble up,then clean up the mess!

By the way,how did it get into your hottub?It can't open a door,can it?

 

[isabeau]

My dear,you should have burnt that sucker,since slugs hate heat and cold!Or do what I would've done,pour some salt on it and watch it shibble up,then clean up the mess!

By the way,how did it get into your hottub?It can't open a door,can it?

you dope..there aren't doors to hottubs...and the slug was on the cover, and when i pulled the cover back..where was that icky slug hanging, then dropped to the deck...and ewww i won't pour anything on a slug...

 

[texastickler]

That was awesome. Thanks for giving me a smile this evening.

 

[DalekNfra]

you dope..there aren't doors to hottubs...and the slug was on the cover, and when i pulled the cover back..where was that icky slug hanging, then dropped to the deck...and ewww i won't pour anything on a slug...

Foolish woman!You have to prepare for these situations....

I mean it could've been worse:the slug could've had wings and was flying around your room!Imagine THAT in your house!!!

 

[isabeau]

Foolish woman!You have to prepare for these situations....

I mean it could've been worse:the slug could've had wings and was flying around your room!Imagine THAT in your house!!!

ack beware the flying slug...giggles..

and texastickler...i sometimes come up with these rather silly poem..glad you liked...