brotherted said:
As someone who hasn't posted on this thread yet, I'd like to say I both appreciate the OP and generally agree with it. I think there absolutely nothing wrong with a discussion about quality and don't consider all such conversations to be "whining."
As a whole, I agree with you, and I don't think there's a producer out there who wouldn't welcome constructive feedback on how they could improve their product. This thread is not that. The OP consisted of an unconditional declaration that the current content being produced is, unilaterally (and I quote), "garbage".
That's not a discussion. That's waltzing into the nearest Starbucks and taking a dump on the counter because you think the Vente is too large and besides, you like yours with peppermint and they didn't put any in.
And that's part of the problem; people thinking that this kind of "feedback" is in any way going to make producers listen (and if that's NOT the point of doing it, then why are they inflicting this crap on the forum as a whole? Do you think regular users want to read this shit, either?). I'll ignore the bit about how he says he didn't want to argue when called on it, because that's neither here nor there, but I think it's pretty telling that he claimed to have done "due diligence" and yet was wowed by the revolutionary suggestion that he, like, use the search bar on Clips4Sale. To extend the coffee analogy, that'd be like me asking him "Have you tried ordering a Tall and asking them to put in a shot of peppermint? They'll do that.", and him acting like he had no idea such sorcery was possible. And then, on top of it, mentioning that he doesn't really hate that particular Starbucks anyway, it's the one down the street that really bugs him.
Plus, the assertions never hold up under scrutiny. He claimed everything is crap, so I asked him what I, personally, could do to improve. Twice. That's what you guys want, right? Producers who are serious about listening to customers and implementing their suggestions? And what was his answer? "Oh, I actually like your stuff". If that's true, then why isn't, as I've asked repeatedly in the past (generally speaking), he simply buying from me and other studios he likes rather than coming here and taking a dump on the figurative counter? Has weezl actually ever even
bought any of my videos? (I have no idea; so weez, if you're reading this and you can tell me what you've bought, and liked, I'll be happy to give you a free clip of your choosing. Why? Because I want to support my customers, that's why. It wouldn't be the first time I did that, either.)
Seems to me, if you're annoyed by a thread about how videos could be improved and think the whole subject is whiny, just stop reading it.
Except we get accused of not listening to you guys, so there's that. But generally speaking, I agree with you. I think "Which celebrity would you tickle?" threads are pointless and idiotic, so I don't post in them. Conversely, though, I think that this kind of passive-aggressive "calling out" should be given a moratorium, at this point; either name the producer you're talking about and explain what you think they should do better or shut the fuck up. The chorus of shitposts on this topic is getting pretty ridiculous.
(If I were a producer, I'd only offer a safe word to girls that insisted on it. Some models would never think of it, and therefore wouldn't have it as a crutch. After all, millions of siblings tickle each other every day without safe words, and they haven't even signed release forms in advance!)
The sibling analogy falls flat once you're dealing with adults running a business, dude. All it takes is one model who felt like you stepped over a line and next thing you know, nobody of any substance wants to work with you; all us producers have in this business is our reputation, and girls
do talk shit about the creepy ones. Release forms, also, are not a license to abuse the talent. You don't let her go the second she says "let me go", congratulations! You're committing a felony no matter what she signed.
But if I'm unaware, please inform!
I actually consider my "banter" better than most, but that's just me. Thing is, getting that kind of chemistry and comfort with a total stranger whom you literally just met five minutes before is really difficult... and without going into a huge digression on why simply going "take two" isn't really feasible, suffice it to say that given the level of engagement this community has with even anyone who bothers to do anything beyond "factory line" content, if you think producers are encouraged to do anything above the bare minimum that nets them sales, you're wrong. I'm not going to spend all afternoon getting that "perfect take" of her insisting her feet aren't ticklish when I'm paying her by the hour and you need to shoot in bulk to have any hope of making your money back. One "high quality" clip is not going to make me break even. The half-dozen decent ones I managed to get out of the session, over a longer period of time, will. Maybe.
That's not to say you're wrong, and I think a lot of producers/models are terrible at banter. I usually watch any "talky" clips with the sound off, because it's not usually worth it otherwise.
Really, I don't see why a producer wouldn't want to promote themselves on the forum; that's an easy sale for people that go through the clips section.
No, it bloody well is not, and I'm sick of people perpetuating this lie.
Do me a favor. Click on my screen name and search for all of my started threads. No, really. Go do it now. I'll wait.
...what did you see? If you answered "tons of threads with well over a thousand views each and very little in the way of responses", you get a virtual cookie. My last three videos have not sold a single copy. All but one of them have been advertised here. Making a preview doesn't take all that long, but after doing it for as long as I have, I don't really have the drive anymore.
If even one percent (ONE FLIPPING PERCENT!) of that one-to-two-thousand viewers bought the video whose preview they fapped to, I'd be clearing $100 a month easily instead of praying I sell the fifty bucks needed to even get paid. Of the few responses I do get, I only know of maybe two of them who've actually bought videos, and that's because they told me. (And, for the record, they loved them. I have never - ever - gotten negative feedback on my product. Ever.)
("Wait Arch, you mean you only make maybe $100 a month if you're lucky? How do you even..." EXACTLY.)
What
do I get for advertising here, other than carpal tunnel syndrome?
I get lumped in with all of the other producers and screamed at for "churning out garbage", and the occasional dick pic on Instagram. That's it. I had a record month when Mya debuted, and now I'm back to where I started. Her last clip has sold one copy. Or, I get laughed at for suggesting that people should have actually heard of me since they've got their fingers so square on the pulse of the industry that they feel like they're in any position to criticize it.
So, what does that tell you? I've been advertising here for three years, and the notion that I should even expect people to have heard of my studio is worth derision.
Plus, does C4S have some sort of strict time limit on previews? Most of them last about 10 seconds.
Yes. Up until the latest rollout of the Admin backend, we were only allowed to select from a dropdown that said "Beginning", "1/4", "1/2", or "3/4", and C4S would generate a ten-second preview for us starting at that point in the video. Now, we're allowed to upload our own videos, but they have to be under 50MB in size and a max of 60 seconds in length. Which is sliiiightly better in terms of duration but 50MB? You're not getting a decent HD preview out of that. For reference, my 30-second preview clips at 640x480 are usually 4-6MB.
You want a fun fact, though? I've said that before. But because not everyone sees you answer, next week someone else will post here bitching about how the previews are too short and demanding to know why. It's ridiculously draining. And yes, yes, I know. Nobody's obligating me to answer your questions, but I seriously don't think it's any better to just let people assume we're all tight-fisted assholes who don't want you to see a decent preview of our product. That's how you get three threads a week on why Tickle Abuse sucks.
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