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The wedding test (joke)

steph

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THE WEDDING TEST

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to
get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends
encouraged
me.. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering
me.

That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law
was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses.
She
would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view
of
her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was
near
anyone else.

One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me
that
soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that
she
could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me
that
she
wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed
my life to her sister. I was in total shock and could not say a word.
She
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead
with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them
down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went
straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the
house and walked straight toward my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in! his eyes
he
hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little
test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to
the family!"

The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.

😀 😀 😀
 
and also to wear loose clothes, so they don't see the branch sticking out😛

good stuff, steph
 
Are you going to provide that test for me when we get married? LOL Oh my Steph you are to funny.
 
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