The World's Funniest Collection of Masturbation Synonyms....

[venray]

http://www.worldwidewank.com/funniest.html


🙄 😉

 

[Raya]

I always wonder what you're doin' on here, babe.. 🙄





Lucky I love you
😀

 

[amk714]

That is SO funny, Ray! Now I can say that I've gone out on lots of dates with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters. 😀

 

[venray]

I always wonder what you're doin' on here, babe.. 🙄





Lucky I love you
😀

Oh contraire..YOU are the lucky one after that remark!!!

(Bitch)

 

[kurchatovium]

Hey they left out "The Dishonorable Discharge" and "Jerkin the Gherkin".

 

[venray]

LOL There's a few more they left out I am sure..

Ray

 

[BettyBoop2002]

LOL Those were so funny, thanks Ray!🙂

 

[kurchatovium]

Oh my god they left out "Choking the Chicken" and "Spanking the Monkey".

 

[BettyBoop2002]

Oh my god they left out "Choking the Chicken" and "Spanking the Monkey".

K, you are correct!😱 I knew that wasn't a complete list! 😎

 

[MistressMia]

just thought of a couple more...
"Flogging the dolphin" and "Going blind" 😛

 

[venray]

Leave it to the Mistress to get the word "flogging" in there..LOL 😉

Nice to have you back with us..we missed you!😀


Ray

 

[bticklishfeet]

Lope the pony
Slap the bologna
Beat the meat
Stroke the hog
Oil the dagger
Flog the dolphin
Lube the nightstick
Rub the beef
Shoot rockets
Dirty the hand
Baste the turkey
Tickle the pickle🙄
Ok, http://www.worldwidewank.com/funniest.html
just told me "do me" when I clicked on more masterbation terms! LMAO!

 

[Venus51099]

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!😀

 

[venray]

Just remember that Tracy started all this with her Mrs. Rogers thread...lol

 

[Dave2112]

Even we Jedi have a term...

Igniting the Meatsaber...

And you thought we were all serious and shit. 😀

 

[amk714]

Igniting the Meatsaber...

Now THAT is funny! Thanks, Dave. 😀

 

[BettyBoop2002]

Now THAT is funny! Thanks, Dave. 😀

Alex, you are getting close to 4000!!!! 😀 You will have a green feather title like Ven🙂 Way to go😀

PS that was funny Dave. Thanks😉

 

[amk714]

Alex, you are getting close to 4000!!!! 😀 You will have a green feather title like Ven🙂 Way to go😀

Thanks, Destiny! Yes, it's only a matter of time. 😀