Things a Good submissive Shouldn't Do.
Draw a picture of an open hand on your ass. Then draw a red circle
around it. Finish up by putting a slash through the circle.
In the middle of an intense cropping, close your eyes and start to
snore. (does laughing count here too Master, snicker.)
During a scene, do a Howard Cosell impression and provide a play-by-
play account of what is being done to you.
If your Dom/me tells you to 'Look me in the eyes', do it cross-eyed.
If your Dom/me decides to do a verbal humiliation scene with you in
public, stick your fingers in your ears and say 'Neener, neener,
neener, I can't hear you!'
Decorate your Dom/me's leathers with oil painted neon polka dots and
stripes.
Stick an Alka-Seltzer tablet in your mouth at the beginning of a
scene. Work up some saliva to get it fizzy, then call out your
safeword.
When getting flogged, start singing 'This is the song that never
ends...'
If you're trussed up and ordered to count, inform your Top you can't
do it unless you can use your fingers and toes.
Have a wig made up matching your hair color and style perfectly.
It'll be worth the expense to see the look on your Dom/me's face the
next time your hair gets tugged and it comes off.
Hold up a scorecard after each blow delivered. (Like in figure
skating or diving.)
When your Top hints at foot worship, hand him/her a package of
OdorEaters.
If you take a message for your Top, write it on a post-it and stick
it to your rear.
Tell your Dom/me a better way to do whatever it is being done to you
at that moment.
Learn the following phrases:
- Get off your lazy ass and do it yourself!
- What do I look like, your maid?
- This isn't a restaurant.
- In your dreams!
- Who died and left you boss?
- I don't think so!
- Homey don't play that game.
- Yeah, right!
Give your Dom/me a massage while wearing a joy buzzer.
Send your Dom/me an invoice for your services.
After a particularly hard blow, pretend to pass out. When your Dom/me
checks to see if you're OK, jump up and yell 'Gotcha!'
Starch the floggers.
Whine.
Attach clappers to all the outlets in the dungeon just before a
pPaddling. (Clap on, clap off...)
Draw a picture of an open hand on your ass. Then draw a red circle
around it. Finish up by putting a slash through the circle.
In the middle of an intense cropping, close your eyes and start to
snore. (does laughing count here too Master, snicker.)
During a scene, do a Howard Cosell impression and provide a play-by-
play account of what is being done to you.
If your Dom/me tells you to 'Look me in the eyes', do it cross-eyed.
If your Dom/me decides to do a verbal humiliation scene with you in
public, stick your fingers in your ears and say 'Neener, neener,
neener, I can't hear you!'
Decorate your Dom/me's leathers with oil painted neon polka dots and
stripes.
Stick an Alka-Seltzer tablet in your mouth at the beginning of a
scene. Work up some saliva to get it fizzy, then call out your
safeword.
When getting flogged, start singing 'This is the song that never
ends...'
If you're trussed up and ordered to count, inform your Top you can't
do it unless you can use your fingers and toes.
Have a wig made up matching your hair color and style perfectly.
It'll be worth the expense to see the look on your Dom/me's face the
next time your hair gets tugged and it comes off.
Hold up a scorecard after each blow delivered. (Like in figure
skating or diving.)
When your Top hints at foot worship, hand him/her a package of
OdorEaters.
If you take a message for your Top, write it on a post-it and stick
it to your rear.
Tell your Dom/me a better way to do whatever it is being done to you
at that moment.
Learn the following phrases:
- Get off your lazy ass and do it yourself!
- What do I look like, your maid?
- This isn't a restaurant.
- In your dreams!
- Who died and left you boss?
- I don't think so!
- Homey don't play that game.
- Yeah, right!
Give your Dom/me a massage while wearing a joy buzzer.
Send your Dom/me an invoice for your services.
After a particularly hard blow, pretend to pass out. When your Dom/me
checks to see if you're OK, jump up and yell 'Gotcha!'
Starch the floggers.
Whine.
Attach clappers to all the outlets in the dungeon just before a
pPaddling. (Clap on, clap off...)
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